Ron had never expected his first snog to be brilliant, but he had expected something better than this.

It wasn't so much the Droobles best blowing gum exploding over his head, covering him with pink gunge.

It's wasn't that it had been with a bloke.

It wasn't even that it had been with Malfoy.

It was more the combination of all three.

Malfoy was an unreasonable git, where the hell did he get the nerve to be so fit? Though he probably didn't look so fit anymore with all that bubblegum in his hair.

Ron smiled. There was always a brightside.