|Alchemist Summer Camp
Author: TimX7 PM
Ed, Al and the other State Alchemists must be counselors at a summer camp for six weeks. Only there is one person who wants it destroyed for his own gain.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 07-19-05 - Published: 04-30-05 - id: 2374808
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Title: Alchemist Summer Camp
Summary: Ed, Al and the other State Alchemists must be counselors at a summer camp for six weeks.
Author's Notes: I'm only going to do a week of summer camp and it will mostly be based on the movie Ernest Goes to Camp and a couple of my own personal experiences in Boy Scout summer camp.
Chapter 1: The announcement of doom
Edward Elric sat in a chair in the back of the auditorium with his brother Alphonse. All of the State Alchemist were called in for a special announcement by Roy Mustang. Maes Hughes walks behind the podium and looks at the alchemists in attendence.
"Before I bring the Colonel out here. I have a little announcement of my own." Hughes said. Then the curtain is pulled back to reveal a huge picture of his daughter. "My daughter is the cutest little girl around!"
This was met by beer bottles being thrown at the warrent officer and Havoc's cigarette. Which set Hughes hair on fire.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!" Hughes ran back and forth on stage. Before he finally ran to the back and went into the restroom. There one was one problem with the restroom; it was the women's room. So naturally they screamed and Hughes was kicked out. So he ran into the men's room and stuck his head into the toilet. The fire was out and Hughes sighed with relief. Unfortunately Roy was in the stall next to him and he flushed his toilet. Then Roy walked by Hughes toilet and grinned evilly at Hughes.
"Don't you do it Colonel." Hughes threatened.
"You mean this?" Roy then pressed down the lever to flush the toilet. Hughes screamed as his hair was being sucked down crapper.
Minutes later and after Roy had composed himself from laughing like a idiot. Hughes sat in his chair. With his hair standing straight up and twisted like the ice cream on a soft serve ice cream cone. The alchemists, including Edward, snicker at the unfortunate Maes Hughes. Finally Roy Mustang walked on stage. Though he was still snickering.
"Well Fuher Bradley has called me and told me that we're to be counselors at this year's summer camp at Camp Alchemist."
There were groans from all in attendence. Roy continued.
"I'm sorry but thats our order. The camp will open two weeks from today and then we'll be there eight weeks."
There were groans, muttered curse words and muttered death threats. Only Al was actually excited to be a part of this.
"This sounds great. Doesn't it Ed?" Al asked. Edward wasn't in the mood to respond.
Two weeks later...
The alchemists stood in front of the camp's front gate. The place looked good for a old camp.
"Okay guys our campers will be here in a few hours. Lets get our assignments and to our cabins." Roy said. Pretty soon all of the alchemists got their cabins and assignments. Edward looked at his and Al's assignment.
"Fullmetal cabin with twenty kids. What a assignment." Ed said.
"It sounds fun Ed. You really should give this assignment a chance."
"Yeah I should but I feel that things will go to hell in a handcart within ten minutes of their arrival." Ed imagined all of the horrible things him and Al would be put through. It wasn't a pretty thought at all.
Author's Comment: Here is the first chapter of my first ever Fullmetal Alchemist fic. In the next chapter out unlucky counselors will meet the kids they're in charge with for eight weeks. Plus we will meet the main villian and his interests for the camp.