Author: vinscent-ire PM
Kind of an AU cause team 7 is in our world and not in the anime world, and here they will be helped by a 15 yr old girl,for shelter and mostly everything...Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 124,129 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 03-08-10 - Published: 05-03-05 - id: 2378156
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A girl with shoulder length hair laid on their sofa at her house, surfing all the channels in her TV by punching all the numbers on the remote.
"Argh! 60 channeled TV and all we have are channels 2 and 3 we don't even have Studio 23! How can I survive this boring day?" frustrated she slammed the remote on the floor, breaking it into pieces. "Oh my dog! I smashed our remote! Aaaa, how could tell it to mom and the others? Oh I am really in flames!" she slapped her forehead and collapsed at the sofa hitting her head on the arm of the sofa. "Gundamn it!" she nursed her bump. "I think the heaven's punishing me…" she sighed and lay back again and tried to sleep.Knock, knock, knock…
She broke an eye but she didn't answer the gates. "Whoever they are they need to wait when I am really wake." She rolled over to another place of the sofa.BANG, BANG, BANG…
Really angry she opened the front door and slammed open the house gates. "What do you want?" she said as she scratch her head.
A spiky blond hair kid, a strawberry haired girl, a silver haired scarecrow, and a smug black haired kid stared at her with big eyes.
She rubbed her eyes to remove the sleepiness at bay. When the image and pictures of the four sunk deep in her head her eyes went saucer like.
"C-can we stay here for a while?" the blond kid asked when he came back to reality. The girl just stared with the big saucer like eyes. The blond kid waved a hand on her face. Then he sighed. "Ne, sensei. I think she's unconscious or something."
The black haired boy pushed the blond boy out of the way and pulled the hair of the girl. "OOOOOOOOOUAAAAACH!" she screeched. "Hey, no need to pull my hair like that, gundamnit!"
"I told you that would work." The smug faced boy said.
"I don't hurt people without a cause." Replied the blond.
"Boys, boys, no need to fight." Said the scarecrow with silver hair. "Anyways, miss. Can we stay in your house for a while?" he asked politely.
The girl nodded enthusiastically and led her guests to the receiving area. "Umm, may I confirm something…" the girl stared at the four. "Correct me if I am wrong okay?" the four nodded. "If I am not mistaken, then. You, with the smug face and the one who pulled my freakishly untidy hair is, Uchiha, Sasuke right?" the four raised an eyebrow but nodded. The girl smiled at her guest. "Then the girl with shocking pink hair is Haruno, Sakura right?" again they nod. "The guy who's reading Icha, Icha, Violence is Hatake Kakashi, ne?"
The so-called Kakashi looked through his book and looked at the girl. "You know this book?" the girl nodded with energy.
"Me, me! Do you know me?" said the energetic blond pointing to himself.
The girl clasped her hands. "Of course! You're my all time favorite! Uzumaki, Naruto, ne?" she said as the boy nodded. She hugged him and he hugged back.
"Anyway, where can we stay?" Sasuke glared the Uchiha Sasuke glare.
"Oh, right, you can stay in this room!" she led them to an empty room near the receiver's room. "Here, you can place your things there."
Kakashi looked at the smiling girl and something hit him. "Umm, miss, can I ask your name? You freakishly know ours, yet we freakishly don't know yours." He said and a smile played on his masked mouth.
The said girl gave a shock look. "Oh, yeah, my name is…you can call me Elly or anything you want to call Me." she smiled. "And oh, Sakura-chan?" Sakura looked at her. "You wont be sleeping in this room. I don't want something bad to happen."
Slightly confused, Sakura asked. "Where should I sleep, then?"
Scratching her head with a small smile. "Umm, would you mind if you stay at the sofa for the mean time?"
Looking at the sofa Sakura manage a small smile. "I don't mind." She said. "So where can I place my things?"
"Aaa, let me help you with those." Elly offered Sakura a hand.
So after that incident with Sakura…
"This is my side of the bed, alright?" Sasuke announced. He occupied most of the space of the bed.
Protest inserted. "WHAT? YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME!" Naruto's voice echoed in the whole house.
The raven-haired boy rolled his eyes and continued to pack his things in the closet. "I don't kid around, Dobe!"
Clutching the bed sheet. "Argh! KAKASHI-SENSEI!" He screamed.
Giving a bored look over at the room Kakashi excused himself. "Umm, excuse me for a while, my student needs my assistance." He bowed a little and walks his way.
"Oh, what's happening there?" Elly followed him. I know that I am not needed but this is my house! And if something happens here, that'll be my responsibility because they are my guests. She sighed peeking through the door.
"This is my place and all mine, you get that, Dobe?" Sasuke glared at the blond.
"I don't see your name on it!" was all Naruto's reply as Sasuke narrowed his eyes and the two looked at their teacher who is just leaning on the wall.
"What? Are you done arguing?" Kakashi smiled. But the smile faded away and was replaced by a bored look. "Alright, Naruto has a point, Sasuke." Naruto stuck out his tongue and Sasuke glared back.
"Elly! Get your ass here and get me a permanent marker!" Sasuke eyed the door, where Elly was before.
Panicked awaken and Elly, slammed the door open, frightened and shaky. "H-hai, Sasuke-sama." Then she ran and searched for a pentel pen.
Raising an eyebrow, Kakashi peered from his book to look at Sasuke. "Umm, Sasuke, what's the marker for?"
Sasuke harrumphed and shut his eyes closed. "None of you concerns!"
"Sasuke no baka, sasuke-teme, sasuke nezumi!" Naruto mutters under his breath. Sasuke glared in reply and Kakashi just shrugged with an amuse look written on his face.
Again, the door slammed open, revealing the soon-to-be-servant-of-Sasuke-or-whoever. Lifting her hand where the marker is. "Here's the marker, sir." She threw the pentel pen to Sasuke.
Sasuke nodded and opened the pen, throwing the cover to where Naruto is. Naruto dodged it easily. "Hey! Watch where you're throwing that cover!"
Sasuke smirked and scribbled the letters S-A-S-U-K-E on the bed. Big enough to leave ¼'s the bed. "There! Now you can see my name on it, Dobe!" he said as he laid back on the futon.
Hands ready to kill; Kakashi pulled Naruto by the collar just before he can lounge his self to Sasuke. "Now, Naruto, don't do anything that can cause us to pay." Kakashi lazily explained while reading his book.
"Let me go! Let me kill that bastard!" growled Naruto, struggling his way off of his teacher's clutches.
"Uhh, Naruto, there's an extra room near our dining room, you can stay there if you want." Elly interrupted the group. Making the trio to look at her. "Umm, but that room is quite messy, all of our clothes are located there." She raised her hands for small defense.
Naruto stopped moving for a while. Kakashi peered over the blond with a brow raised. "Hey, you okay, Naruto?"
"Yay! I got a new room where Sasuke-teme is not in!" The blond bounced and was accidentally dropped by Kakashi. A soft thud was heard but it seemed that the blond was not affected. "Sure, sure! I don't mind if it's messy, just keep me away from that bastard!" he pointed an accusing finger at his teammate, who harrumphed again.
Smiling at the blond, the girl walked away trailed by Kakashi and Naruto.
"Okay, this will be your room from now on, Naruto" she opened a door and revealed a room that is not messy but not clean room…"I hope that you'll be comfortable." She continued as she saw the expression on Naruto's face.
"Yay!" Naruto dropped his bag at the floor in the room, flopping on the bed. "Are you sure you want me to stay here?" he asked as he jump up and down at the bed. Elly nodded with a smile. "Yay! You saw that Kakashi-sensei! She said I could stay here!"
Kakashi's visible eye was shaped in a crescent shape, indicating that he's also smiling. Then he looked at the smaller girl. "Where will be my room then?" he asked.
"Eh?" Elly broke into confusion. "Your…room?" she placed a finger on her chin and looked at the ceiling. Thinking for answers…when she can't find one. "What do you mean your room? Isn't Sasuke's room, also your room?"
Sighing out of disappointment, he gave a sly look at the girl. "Ohky, but." He said raising a finger in front of the girl. "When screams, moans, and groans erupted from our room, that wouldn't be my fault." He said as he prepared his self to leave the room.
Blushing furiously, Elly, grabbed Kakashi's arm, and dragged him up to the stairs, slamming a door open, and throwing Kakashi inside. "You stay in this room!" she looked over at the occupant of the room, "And, you, my dear brother will stay in our room!" she grabbed her brother and slammed the other door's room then threw her brother in.
Giving a triumphant look, Kakashi waved a hand at her. "Thanks for giving me this room, Elly-chan." He looked over at the wall where the exhaust fan is located. "What's the use of that fan?" he pointed at it.
Elly followed the finger, and spotted the fan. "Oh, that's an exhaust fan. That fan shares the air on the other room, which is air conditionized." She said, still blushing.
Raising an eyebrow with a smirk, Kakashi asked her. "Elly-chan?"
She shot her head to face Kakashi, still blushing. "Ha-hai, Kakashi-sensei…"
"Why are you blushing?" the girl hid her eyes through her hair and fidgeted. Kakashi gave an understanding smile. "Okay, okay I understand now, I remembered." Then he chuckled.
Embarrassed for some unknown reasons, the black haired girl ran downstairs face buried in her hands.
When she was downstairs already, she sat down at one of the stair steps and calmed her fast beating heart, when she calmed down, she went to the kitchen to have a glass of water.
"PHONE CALL! I'LL GET IT!" Elly ran towards the phone but was the receiver was snatched before she can have a contact of the phone and slipped off and she connected her face on the floor, hitting her nose, SOLIDLY, and caused her nose to bleed. Placing her hand under her nose to prevent more blood loss, she looked at the person who picked the phone regardless that she loudly announced she'd answer it. "Nya!" surprised at the sight of Sasuke holding the receiver. "Sasuke?"
"Hello?" Sasuke answered with a low tone.
"Umm, hello? Can I ask for Elly?" was the happy reply on the other line.
Sasuke handed the receiver to the girl. "Who is it?" she asked.
"I don't know!" he shrugged and looked at the receiver. "I don't even know what that is, but I still picked it up. How dumb can I get?" he muttered under his breathand walked .
"Ehehe…" she gave a little laugh and placed the receiver on her ear. "Hello?"
"LAN-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" the other girl screeched.
Making Elly to pull the receiver away and wince. When the voice calmed down, she placed the receiver back to her ears. "Hello, Chii-chan…" she sweat dropped.
"Hey, hey, hey! Can I ask you a question?" Chi asked at the other line.
"And what is that question, may I know?" Elly asked.
Demented: HAAAAAAA! I did it!
Hyperactive: YAY! SHE DID IT! –Throws confetti around Demented-
Pure & Uninnocent: Yay! She did it! Congratulations.
Demented: Thank you, thank you.
Hyperactive: Now, when will wemake our appearance?
Pure & Uninnocent: Yeah, when, when, when!
Demented: At the next chapter…oh yeah, please! Read and review, please, please, please!I beg all of you please!