Rose had learned a lot today.

The Doctor was proving his reputation as 'Trouble-on-legs'

He could get drunk - she watched him swing from a chandlier in one of the TARDIS rooms.

The Doctor was a merry drunk, which was better than an angry drunk or a violent drunk, but Rose had trouble seeing him as either of those. To be fair however, he looked like this most of the time anyway - silly grin, moving at high speeds - but now he slurred his words and his cheeks were tinged red.

Somewhere on the line, he'd torn his shirt off, and Rose was finding it hard to concentrate.

Then he lunged at her - really lunged - and muttered something about kissing her.

"Oh no, you'll regret this in the morning"

"Won't" he pouted, then grinned "kiss me"

"Doctor..."

"Comeon...just one, s'wont hurt, promise"

"I swear, I'm not letting you near alchohol again..." Rose muttered, and rolled her eyes.

Unfortunatly, this took her guard down.

Rose gave up after that.

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Doctor Who (c) BBC
A/N : Do you know how strange it is to write for a show that has your name as one of the main characters no, not the Doctor, silly :p
Trouble-on-legs is a nod to Tai Greywing - keep up the hilariarity!