Kenshin's A WHAT?

Double Encore!

OR:

Hiko's A WHAT?

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Lexi: (Dancing) Finally I got the inspiration to write another one! With Hiko this time, thanks to Blue Wallpaper for the character! So this chapter is dedicated to her!

Hiko: (Glint) The whole fanfiction should have been dedicated to me from the start!

Lexi: …Yeah, sure. Whatever you say. I'll just start.

NOTE: This is slightly different from the previous. Different time frame, for one. And a little…I dunno, just different.

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A little itty-bitty wee Kenshin of about the age of twelve, with a little itty-bitty wee ponytail and a little itty-bitty wee gi that was a nice shade of green that made him look more Irish than ever, especially in conjunction with the little itty-bitty wee adjectives being used on him, was walking to bring his full bucket of water back to his sensei's hut.

Or maybe a house.

No one knows.

To little itty-bitty wee Kenshin, it was a house, because he was even more little, itty-bitty, and wee than he is now.

Roughly the size of a squirrel, really.

But more Irish-looking.

Anyway.

So he was about to go into Hiko's house/hut/shelter when he heard some strange noises coming from behind the woodpile. Naturally, little itty-bitty wee Kenshin was horribly curious. And as he was the size of a squirrel and not a cat, his curiosity was perfectly safe. He set down the appropriately sized little itty-bitty wee bucket of water and headed over. His little itty-bitty wee eyes that were a different color depending on who was writing the fanfiction peeked over the top and widened in shock.

Hiko was God of the Squirrels.

Yes, the thirteenth master of Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu was GOD OF THE SQUIRRELS.

Their ultimate ruler.

They were singing to him.

In Squirrel.

Which Kenshin, being the little itty-bitty wee size of them, could understand perfectly.

"Oooooh, dear Hiko-sama! We love you, Hiko-sama! We heap tribute of nuts upon you!"

Hiko sparkled. "I have no need of nuts, my little itty-bitty wee furry subjects."

"Then what do you desire, oh Hiko-sama?"

He sparkled again. "All that I wish, I can easily attain. For I am the mighty Hiko-sama. I Am God."

To prove his point, he smited a squirrel by throwing a rock at it.

The other squirrels gasped in horror.

The smited squirrel keeled over with a little itty-bitty wee cry of being smited, sounding something like "WAAAAALAAAAARGGHTTUUUUURNNG!"

Kenshin winced in pity for the fuzzy little itty-bitty wee thing and snuck away, finally convinced for good that his sensei was truly God.

Much later in life, Kenshin's therapist could never discover why he would NOT stop babbling about some guy being God of Squirrels.

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Lexi: I'm sorry I can't mention everyone from last chapter! But the ones who review this chap will actually be responded to! (Le Gaspe!) So, jaenheimer and review!