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Vocab:

Baka: idiot; moron; fool

Yadonushi: host; landlord; innkeeper

Yami: dark

Hikari: light

Ano: Um

Gomen nasai: I very sorry

Ryou groaned. Why had he let Bakura drag him to the club? He didn't want to go…but it made him so tired…he stepped outside to go to school.

His eyeballs promptly bugged out when he saw it. There, in the garden…was Bakura weeding… No, he shook his head. I'm just tired! That's a…stranger!

I saw a stranger.

He nodded to himself in agreement…before nearly screeching. There was a stranger in his garden, weeding!

And what popped into my mind?

He tried to calm himself, thinking about what his yami had told him…AH! He couldn't remember…That was it!

"Stranger danger!"

"Baka yadonushi. With a stranger, there's always danger. Like me, for example." Bakura had said. Hm…Ryou took off his shoe, and slowly approached the stranger.

So I snuck up behind him…

"WHAP!" Ryou struck silently, with a force even Bakura himself would have envied. Except…

"WHAP!"

The stranger wasn't a stranger…it was…well…Bakura himself. And normally, where Bakura would have congratulated his "useless" hikari for doing something right….

And whacked him with my shoe.

He didn't. And you want to know why? Because his hikari had attacked him with a shoe.

Sorry stranger…

Ryou's eyes widened. "Ano…..gomen nasai, Bakura-sama!"

It must have been "stranger danger" for you!

Bakura's eyes narrowed. "Yadonushi…" He growled, "RUN."

And thus, Ryou never made it to school that day. And he was pooped by the time school had started. But it was worth it. After all…Bakura wasn't weeding…here Ryou giggled…he was planting STRAWBERRIES!