Once upon a time there was a Sayian named Bob. Bob was evil. Bob was strong. Bob was bad. One day, Bob came to Earth. Bob met Goku. Goku said "Hi". Bob said "Hi". Bob said "I'm gonna destroy the world." Goku said "Okay." Bob destroyed a forest. Goku picked his nose. Bob destroyed a village. Goku ate a burger. Bob destroyed a town. Goku ate another burger. Bob destroyed Canada. Goku belched. Bob stepped on a bug. Goku slapped Bob. Bob slapped Goku. Goku slapped Bob. Bob slapped Goku. Goku slapped Bob. Bob slapped Goku. Goku said, "Let's be friends." Bob said "Okay." And they lived happily ever after.

A/N: Flames welcome! Save your criticism for my other fics. (It'll help when I revise them).