I finally got tired of waiting, and trying to find, a beta, so I’ve decided to end up posting this story anyway. I made this over a course of almost two years, and you can tell it’s not my best work. The only reason I’m even posting this is because I’ve invested too much bloody time and energy into for it to go to waste. Now, this story was originally only one chapter, but I’ve chopped it up into 16 chapters (some are very, very short). This has OOCness, poor attempts at humor and pointless plot. But, I’m very picky, so I think a few people will like it. If you find a () next to a word, or a phrase, it will be referred to at the end of each chapter.

This story will be posted in the original format in the 17th chapter. I will be up-dating this story once a week, on either the Friday, Saturday or Sunday. Reviews are loved and make me want to continue to write. Thank you.

Filia was quietly sipping her tea on her small little table near the window. The day was peaceful; it was Soknday, the day of rest(). Where nearly every shop was closed. Her tea and mace’s shop was closed both Soknday and Sederday, but she uses Sederday to take inventory and buy the necessary things and work on her pottery for the rest of the day. It was too early for breakfast, and her body’s clock was set to before the sun rises so she couldn’t get back to sleep even if she wanted to. So, she decided to sit her sipping tea.

Val, after 50 yr. incubation, hatched. Then by 4 yrs, he was the equivalent of a 20 yr old. He had moved out a year ago to live life on his own. He mailed regularly.

Jillas, along with Gravos, died natural deaths.

And her only company now was him.

He had kept coming around after the Dark Star incident, just to annoy her. She must be going insane, but she was starting to enjoy his visits.

“FILIA-CHAN!” Speak of the devi-er mazoku. Xellos had popped up, unnoticed because she was deep in thought.

“AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII!” Filia dropped her cup and it smashed to the floor, shattering. Her surprise very quickly turned into anger. “XELLOS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE CUP!”

“Waiting for tea, of course! And you broke that cup on your own accord.” Xellos seated himself at the other end of the table and pulled out his cup from an air rip in his pocket. He reached for the teakettle when it was snatched away from him. “Oh, well that’s not very nice, Fi-chan!” He pouted.

“Well it wasn’t very nice of you to yell in my ear making me half deaf and making me break my favorite cup, either!” (humph!)

“Well, here is your favorite cup, can I have the tea back now?” He used his powers to fix her cup and clean it, good as new. He handed it back to her.

“Fine.” She grumbled poring both his and her cups full of her succulent home made tea.

They sat sipping tea for a while, and then got started on a stupid little thing. (Which flavor was better.)

“That is silly! We all know that honeyed jade is better!”

“ ‘We’? So there are MORE selfish dragons out there? I had no idea! Besides ‘we’ significantly superior mazoku’s all know that strong green tea is by far the best!”

This whole time Filia’s face had gotten redder, meaning she was getting angrier and he was getting nourished even better. But despite her vile tongue, on the inside she was thinking, ‘Baka namagomi mazoku! Thinks he’s better then me! I hate him, I hate him, and I hate him some more…. Oh, whom am I kidding? I love the little bastard….’ As soon as she thought that, she activated the curse. As it flew from the ruins of the fire dragon temple, the argument grew more heated.

When the glowing blue orb reached Filia and Xellos, they were standing about five feet from each other. Filia had her mace in hand, readying to throw it. They had stopped talking for a while and were glairing at one another.

Once Filia saw it, her eyes went wide and her jaw clenched. And she started to back up, not making a sound. She dropped her mace and it clattered to the floor and rolling under the cabinet.

Xellos sensed her fear and thought, his face softening ‘Why is she afraid?’ He then saw where her eyes were looking at. She backed up and hit the counter. The blue orb pulsed once. ()‘What in the world?’

Only one word escaped her. “Shit.” And the orb, faster then the eye could see, struck her in the stomach. She screeched and a white smoke erupted from her form before Xellos had the time to react.

Xellos coughed from the smoke and it was several minuets before it all cleared up. He squinted at the dark form on the floor, expecting the worst. He teleported to kneel at the very small figure, wide eyed (and yes, they are open). It stirred, and relief flowed through him.

Chibi Filia, Chibi Xellos, and Chibi Mistress DragonFlame all come out holding little teacher sticks that they use to point to things. You, along with Chibi SesshoMaru, Chibi InuYasha, and Chibi Deep-Sea-Dolphin are all sitting in school desks and are wearing Random Japanese School’s uniform. There is a white backdrop screen on the wall back of them. Chibi (wait, isn’t he already a chibi?) Regular Haku is at the projector machine.

C. MDF: Ok, We are going to explain a few things that have happened in this fic. If it still confuses you after wards, then your screwed. Roll the tape, Haku!

Haku plays the projector. It plays the beginning of the fic.

C. Xellos: Freeze it!

The screen is frozen on the part where it’s telling you the day’s name.

C. MDF: Ok, since the world of the slayers is not my world (earth, sadly) I had to change the names of the weekends. Soknday is, obviously, Sunday. Since I do not believe in ‘God’ and ‘Jesus’ I do not believe it is the day of prayer. It is the day of sleep since no one could work 7/365/forever with out going insane.

C. Filia: Sederday is the other weekend day, Saturday. My shop in this fan fic., like many little privately owned businesses in MDF’s hometown, is closed the entire weekend.

C. Xellos: Who’s this ‘God’ and ‘Jesus’? The only ‘gods’ I’ve heard about is the dragons.

C. MDF: That is for another time, now, fast forward Haku, would you? Stop at the GBBS.

Haku did as told and stopped the tape where Filia is staring at the glowing blue ball spell and it is next to Xellos.

C. Xellos: This spell is like a light bulb. (He pulls out a light bulb.) Now, I killed the people who made this thing about a year ago. (He screws it in to a light bulb fixture and turns it on, blinding everyone but himself since his eyes are closed.) See? Even though the creators are long dead, the light bulb still works. (Everyone in the background is still in agony from the sudden bright light.)

C. MDF: THE LIGHT, IT BURRRRNS! (She aimlessly swings her arms until she broke the light bulb.) There. That’s better. Anyway, please read the next chapter to find out what will happen next!