Title: It’s Only Forever

Rating: M (Just to be safe… possible sex scene(s) in later chapters)

Disclaimer: You remind me of the Babe! What Babe? The Babe with the ---- Oh! Hi Mr. Henson… yes, I was just getting to that… ahem - Labyrinth is the product of the genius of one, Mr. Jim Henson and Co. … I don’t own it! Cries Alas!

Prologue:

“Oh no!” cried the small brunette. “I am so going to be late!” The girl rushed from the house, pulling on her jacket as she ran. “Karen is going to kill me!” Suddenly, she stopped, turned on her heels, and ran back into the house. A matter of moments later, she emerged, clutching the car keys in her hand.

Jumping in and starting the car, she raced to her friend’s house. ‘Maybe I should call Karen… no, definitely NOT! I don’t want to get yelled at before I absolutely have to.’ Rounding the corner a block away from her friend’s house, she heard a thud and felt something collide with the front of her car. “Oh – shit.”

Exiting the car, she slowly made her to the front. “OMG, OMG, OMG! I must have hit somebody’s dog! I just know it!” She was completely unprepared to see the body lying on the road in front of her car. It was human. A man, to be precise… Dressed in a white poet’s shirt, tight black leather pants, and sporting knee high bitch boots. A strange pendant hung around his neck. Platinum blonde hair obscured part of his face.

Despite being in severe shock, the small brunette managed to fish her cell out of her overstuffed purse. Nearly dropping it, she managed to press pound one and send. “Hello?” came the voice from the other end. “Kari… I think I just hit David Bowie with my car.”