All right, I know what anyone who has read my work before is gonna be thinking, oh, about two sentences into this "story." What the hell is this bitch smoking? That being said, I will ask that you read this ALL THE WAY THROUGH, even if you want to click on the back button. I can't promise to make up for the horror, (I'll try, but who knows) but I can assure you there is always a method to my madness.

There will be an A/N at the bottom, accompanied an apology from me to anyone who actually listened and read this all the way through. ;) Sorry in advance if the italics are screwy. This site hates me with a passion.

I don't own any of the characters and/or personalities represented. They belong to themselves, WWE, TNA, and whoever else. Not me. -sigh- If I could just have Shane Helms for five minutes, I could die happy. -swoon- While I'm at it, I don't own Skittles, either. Well...I've bought Skittles before, but yeah, you know what I mean.

Thanks to Terrance, Ryn, Meg, my mommy, and everyone from AIM who encouraged me to post this. If you hate me afterward, well, hate them, too. I was just going to keep this to myself. ;)

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LOVE SO WRONG by .

SUMMARY: This is a loves story between two of my favorite wrestlers ever the Hardy Boyz! i wish they was both still with WWE! Jeff and matt are still with wwe in this story, OK. matt and jeff have to wrestle each other and one of them get hurt and it make the other one realize how special his brother is to him. Dont worry theres action too!

WARNINGS: incest, slash, swears, domestic abuse

CHARCTERS: MAtt and Jeff Hardy, shane helms, shannon Moore.

IN THE RING

jeff jump form the top rope and do swanton bomb to matt!as he in the air about to fall on he brother jeff realizes he in love with matt even though matts his brother and other people think that nasty.

matt get knock out totally from jeffs swanton bomb! the ref calls DQ and matt win but he cant celebrate coz hes unconshius. the ETMs come out and takes matt away on a stretcher. jeff is running right behind them cuz he so worried about he brother.

BACK STAGE

The EMTs put matt into an ambulence and jeff hop in the back to be with matt.

The ambulence driver turned on the siren so nobody would get in the way of him getting matt to the hospital.

"OH matt! i'm so sorry i didnt mean it! please wake up!" jeff said as he begin to cry.

Jeff cries about matt all the way to the hospital but matt still dont wake up.

AT THE HOSPTAL

the doctors put matt in a nice private room so he can get better and wake up from he coma. they let jeff stay even thought it after visiting hours. he sat at the side of matts bed and hold his hand and tells him how much he cares about him and loves him and want him to be better.

"I never mean to hurt you matt! can you ever forgive me for what i done? i shouldnt never have done swanton bomb to you! i only do it becuz i get carried away sometime and dont know how to control myself." JEff says and cries into his hand a little.

he cries himself to sleep on matts room.

THE NEXT MORNING

the son come up and its a beautiful day outside but jeff dont care becuz the one person he would share it with is matt and he still in his coma from yesterday.

suddenly jeff hear someone mumbles from under his covers.

'don't cry jeff. i'm OK." matt says and opens he eyes.

"Matt! Jeff exclaimed! and wrap both arms around he brother and bury he face in matts muscular chest.

"did you miss me little brother?" matt ask, with a sly smile.

jeff just smiled back at him.

then they is quiet for a minute until jeff said "this hole time you been in your coma matt i have been thinking about how much you mean to me and i just cant keep it bottled up inside of me no more. I LOVE YOU MATT HARDY AND I WANT TO MARRY YOU!"

matt is so shocked me pass out.

LATER TAT DAY

Jeff go outside for some fresh air and hope that when Matt wakes up from passing out he will say yes that he want to marry jeff.

he stop at a vending machine and buy himself a skittles and some soda and get some for matt too cuz matt will probably be hungry when he waked up again.

when jeff go back to matts room he find that matts not there.

INSIDE MATTS ROOM

"matt? matt? MATT!" jeff yells worried becuz matt not answering his calls.

"matts not here." a voice says.

its dark in the room so jeff cant see whos talking.

"who are you!" jeff shouted. "wheres my brother?"

"I am going to be taking him with me for some hehe "physical therapy.""

there something familiar about that voice but jeff cant put his fingers on it.

"keep youre filthy hands off my brother you sicko!" jeff yelled.

"Ill put my hands on your brother when i want to OK." the voice say, meanly. "and who are you calling sico? youre the one who want to marry his own brother. sicko. i mean really. wassupwitdat- ah-uh-heh heh- i mean Your a freak loser! and you'll never see matt again!"

the voice leave the room and leave jeff alone to cry.

"i cant help it if i fell in love with matt. so what if he my brother. he is beautiful and he Makes me happy and i just want to be close with him all the time. why is that so wrong!"

BAR

it has been 3 days since matt been kidnapped from the hospital room. jeff keeps looking for leads on matt but he can't find anything. he is getting frustated cuz none of his friends is helping him find matt.

jeff tries to call shane and shannon to get them to help but shane doesn't answer his phone, and shannon acts funny everytime Jeff try to talk to him about matt.

jeff is on his cell phone dialing shannons phone number. "shannon. it's jeff."

"oh hi jeff." shannon said but he didnt sound happy to talk to jeff.

'are you busy?"

"yes. i am.,"

"i only need a minute shannon! please its really really important. it been three days and i cant find matt. im really worried about him. what if he is hurt somewhere and need me? i have to find him shannon. please help me."

"maybe you should just forget about him jeff. before he gets you to."

"what? what are you talking about shannon? before who gets me?"

"Im sorry. i said too much. forget about it. and forget about matt, there aint nothing you could do to save him now." shannon said all mean.

"WHAT! shannon what do you mean? do you know where matt is? do you know who took him? shannon talk to me!' jeff yells.

"i cant jeff. shane would-" shannon says, and biting his lip.

"what does shane have to do with anything?"

"hey! who are you talking to?" jeff hear someone talking in the background.

"n-nobody shane!" shannon say, scared, and throw his phone.

CRASH!

what shannon dont realize is that jeff was still on the phone and heard everything.

"i know you were talking to someone! well who was it?"

"i told you i wasn't talking to noone shane!"

'liar! i heard you talking! do you want me to hurt you? is that what you want? do you want to join matt?"

"n-no! no! please dont. im sorry."

jeff hear stuff breaking and it sound like shane is beating shannon up.

Jeffs head was swimming. he couldnt believe what he heard. shane was the one who kidnapped matt! why? he asks himself over and over again. cuz he thought shane was his friend. not only did shane kidnap his brother but he was being mean to his best friend shannon too. and they seemed like such a happy couple too. that's it jeff told himself. shane is going to pay. he is going to pay for hurting my brother and shannon! and hes going to pay RIGHT NOW!

WEARHOUSE

jeff follow shane and shannons trail to a abandon wearhouse in a bad part of the town. he brings along a baseball bat and a walkie talkie. he is scared but he knows matt is in there and nobody else going to help him save matt and shannon from shane.

"This is it Jeff! you have to save matt." Jeff tell himself and run and jump through a window to get into the wearhouse.

"Ow that kind of hurts." jeff says as he landed.

"HAHAHAHA! you fool! i been waiting for you!" someone yells from the dark.

"shane" jeff said threw gritted teeth.

"now i have you where I want you!" the green hair man exclaim and laugh manicly.

"shane please dont do this. we are friends. just let matt go and please stop hitting shannon and making him feel bad about himself!"

'i dont think so jef! you keep shannon out of it!"

"no" jeff say. shannon is his friend too and he not going to let shane hurt him anymore.

"NO! what do you mean no? shannon is mine. you keep your nose out of our business!"

"i cant do that shane! becuz you took matt from the hospital room and i know you been hitting shannon to. why shane why? why would you betray eveyone who cared about you like this?"

"thats it! i heard enough of your bullshit jeff! fight me!"

jeff sigh. he dont want to fight shane but there dont seem to be another way. so jeff beats up shane with his baseball bat and just when he going to win shannon stepped in front of shane. "Stop jeff! you win! dont hurt him no more! just take matt and leave. he is tied up over there."

"shannon?" jeff asks all confused. "why are you protecting shane? after he has been so mean to you."

"Shut up jeff! you wanted matt you found him. leave me and shane alone!" shannon yells.

jeff dont understand but he also dont have time to mess with shannon. he go and untie matt. "Matty? matty wake up. its me jeff. are you OK?" jeff call out softly to matt, and pat his face to try and wake him up.

"mmm jeff? is that you?"

"OH matty! your OK! I was so worried about you! there something i have to ask you matt."

"OK" matt said.

"I try to ask you before but you passed out on me. so i will ask you again. matt will you marry me?"

"Yes."

"really?" jeff shout so happy!

"Yes jeff i will marry you. but first we have to take shane to jail."

"no! dont make me go to jail! i didnt mean it!" shane yell, trying to get up. he stumbled a little cuz he's still hurt from how jeff hit him with a baseball bat.

"why shouldnt we take you to jail shane? you abuse shannon and you kidnapped an injure man from the hospital."

"please just listen to me. i only did it becuz i- i guess i just want to be loved. i got jealous when i seen how you and matt look at each other. cuz shannon dont look at me like that anymore. so i thought if i coudnt be happy noone should. so i made you and matt fight each other then i kidnapped matt from he hospital room and made shannon help me." shane stop and sniffle and try to wipe all the tears from his eyes.

'shane violence is not the answer." matt say serious.

"I know." shane mumbles ashamed. he put his head down and cry some more. 'i just wanted someone to love me to. i thought if shannon didnt love me that i could make you love me instead and then i wouldnt need shannon no more but i was wrong."

'shane what do you mean i dont love you?" shannon asked almost going to cry himself.

"you always cry and dont want to be close to me. shannon i thought you didnt love me."

"i'll always love you shane! i jsut dont like it when you yell at me and beat me up and make me kidnap my friends."

"you really love me?" shane asked.

shannon shaked his head yes. "of course i love you. now lets go home and leave these two lovebirds alone shane. i think you done enough to them."

'yeah. but just one more thing." shane say and he looked matt and jeff in the eyes. "matt jeff. can you forgive me for what i done?"

matt and jeff looked at shane from where they stood hugging each other and smiling. 'i think so. what do you say jeff?"

"yes, i forgive you to. just dont never do anything like this again shane."

"I wont! thats a promise!" shane shouts happy cuz the love of his life shannon love him again and nobody had to get hurt afterall. not to much anyways.

Before matt and Jeff can celebrate there ingagement things go dark for jeff and he lose conshusness.

MYSTERY HOSPITAL ROOM

"he is going to be just fine. this happens a lot. nothing you need to worry abot mr. hardy. youre brother will be AOK."

"thank you very much dr. were all just worried about him.."

"yes i know. well i have other patience to take care of excuse me. call the nurse if you need anything. he will probably wake up soon."

jeff hears voices talking but he cant hear them to well. it sound all muzzled like people are talking from under water or something. he open his eyes and see matt right above him.

"matty?" he asks.

"Did you just call me Matty?" Matt asked, shooting his brother a look.

"Wha...?" Jeff muttered. He felt like shit. Bright light shone down on him, which didn't help his throbbing head one bit. He was dizzy, nauseous, and didn't know where the hell he was. The last thing he remembered was being in the ring with Matt, and jumping from the top rope, aiming to hit his brother with a Swanton Bomb and end their match. Things had taken a rather disturbing turn from there...

Jeff could recall bits and pieces, but none of it made sense. He took a few shallow breaths, willing his eyes to focus, and his mind to sort out what he had experienced recently.

There was the match with Matt. (Going damn good, too, until I went for the Swanton Bomb). Jeff's mid-air realization that he was indeed in love with his older brother. (Say what...?) The tearful ambulance ride. (Crying like a sissy boy, I was.) A sad, lonely night, keeping vigil over his injured sibling. (Then why the hell is my head throbbing if Matt's the one who got hurt?) The proposal. (Why, God, why?) The vending machine. (I bought Skittles. I remember that.) Then, there was the outrageous kidnapping scheme executed by Shane. (I'm disappointed in you, man. I thought you were a superhero, not an abusive kidnapper.) Shane's reluctant partner-in-crime, and life, it would seem, Shannon. (Honestly, I don't know what you saw in him. He was a real dick to you, up until the very end. It's okay, though, I whacked some sense into him with a baseball bat.) Then, there was the rescue. (I kicked ass. My favorite part, aside from my Skittle purchase, of course.)

Could it all have been a dream? A hallucination?

A small crowd was hovering over the confused Hardy. Over the last minute or so, Jeff had gone from wincing, to looking absolutely panic-stricken, to being completely and utterly confused, then disgusted, and finally, a little smug.

"Jeff, are you all right?" Matt asked, echoing everyone's sentiments.

"What happened?" Jeff asked.

"You missed," Matt said simply. "Landed on your head. Got knocked out cold."

Jeff took a glance around the room. His brother was standing to his side, as were Shane and Shannon.

It was then and not a moment sooner that Jeff Hardy understood what he had experienced. "Oh, God, it was horrible," he said, in a firm, even tone, but one that told he'd just been through an unspeakable horror.

"Calm down, man," Matt said, firmly, as well, but reassuringly all the same.

Jeff shook his head, and informed his brother and their friends, "No, you don't understand. I dreamt I was in a fanfic!"

Jaws dropped, and all the air seemed to have been sucked out of the room, most likely by Matt, Shannon, and Shane's group gasp.

"It was...it was a slash story, even though we're all straight, and there was incest, even though that's disgusting," Jeff murmured, his voice trailing off. He pointed a finger at Shannon. "You were there," He pointed at Shane. "And you were there," Finally, he pointed at Matt, "And you were there, too."

xoxoxoxoxoxo

Here be the A/N and apology promised at the beginning of the fic. I'm sorry to everyone who read this, as your eyes are probably quite sore, since I didn't correct many of my typos, and purposely spelled several words wrong. I'm also sorry if the content squicked you. Incest fics aren't my cup of tea either. Gross. It just is. Slash doesn't bother me. In some cases I really like it. (Hell, I've written it.) However, as far as slash wrestling fics go-9 out of ten times, no. Not because I have a problem with homosexuality, rather, because I think toying with, and/or making assumptions about a REAL person's sexuality is disrespectful. Conversely, I'm sorry to anyone who I've offended, if you enjoy writing/reading wrestling slash, and/or incest fics. Difference of opinion between us. Nothing more.

And I don't know why my page breaks aren't showing up. Hence, that silly "xoxo" nonsense. XD

Yes, I know Jeff Hardy hasn't been with WWE for a while, and that Matt is no longer with WWE either. But Hardyz fics are still everywhere. So, na na.

If you appreciated this, you might also enjoy my original piece "How To Be A Successful Fanfic Writer" posted at fictionpress. My pen name over there is TheDonutMistress as well. The link should be in my profile. And...END shameless plug. ;)