A/n: hey guys! This is just some nonsense that I had to get out of my brain. Hope ya like it!

A confunded Draco's STUPID moment…

Draco Malfoy had been confunded. The Confundus Charm is a spell that temporarily confuses someone. Yes, he had been confunded, and told he was a little girl. On this day, Draco was in the Hogwarts castle-school thingy, in the quidditch field, playing. While he was playing, he saw a little bird.

My, my thought Draco. I believe I'm going to hit that little birdie! And so he did. He picked up a big rock and hurled it at the poor birdie. The poor birdie fell from the sky and shot towards the ground. But Draco, confunded as he is, did not see it. He then got angry because he couldn't find the birdie. He threw a fit and threw rocks at the nearest target, which just happened to be Hagrid.

"Where is the bird god dammit?" he asked Hagrid. But Hagrid was gone. Instead of Hagrid, he saw a note lying on the ground under a rock. It said: uh…I'm in the hospital…

"God dammit!" said an angry Draco. He then proceeded to look for the bird. After a while, he did find it only…. It was humping someone! Or rather something.

"EEEEEEEEP!" squeaked Draco in a very girlish voice. Suddenly, the little birds mother popped out of a tree and flew towards it's spawn.

"Hi mom!" chirped the birds in birdanese.

"Don't talk to your mother like that!" the mom chirpily snapped back. She then, took the little bird by the wing and flew away, leaving Draco gaping like an idiot for a moment. When he had recovered, he laughed his head off like a lunatic and merrily skipped away.

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A/n: yes I know that was terribly ooc, but if you'd been confunded you'd be ooc too! Well, that was just a bunch of crap I know. But still… kindly:

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