Disclaimer: I do now own Kim Possible or Naruto. This is done as an exercise in imagination.

Kim and Ron remained silent until they returned to their rooms. Kim laid Naruto upon the bed and used the pillows and blankets to cradle him so he wouldn't roll off. Satisfied that his non-movement meant that he was still asleep, she turned back to Ron and motioned to the couch in the sitting area. Crossing to the area, she sighed as she sat down and pulled her legs underneath her.

Ron just sat there head flopped back over the back of the sofa. "So, we are going to do it, aren't we?" he asked quietly.

Kim just slightly nodded, not that he could see from his angle, "I don't see how we can't. I have a strong feeling that what he did tell us was all true, and he was downplaying how some of the people here would react."

"So, I guess we need to come up with a name for the little guy."

"He already has one, Naruto."

"I meant a middle name."

"Oh, you mean like James or Timothy," Kim said resolutely.

"Actually, I was thinking about…"

"No," Kim said cutting him off.

"But, Kim," Ron tried to hedge in.

"No, Ron, I will not name a child that."

"But it was my grandfather's name."

"I know…"

"He was a great man."

"I know that Ron."

"He escaped a concentration camp, fled Europe, joined up with the services, and went back to Europe for D-Day. He got the silver star!" exulted Ron.

"Ron, I am not going to give a child the name Shlomo."

Ron sighed, "I thought you might have changed your mind."

"On that? No. I remember your grandfather, he was a sweet man, but I will not saddle a child with that name. I am more worried about what would happen if we find a way home."

Ron's head languidly came forward. "We take him back with us. He is our child if we agree to this. Nothing will change that. Same as if we adopt back home."

"Good, as long as we are agreed," Kim said as she changed the direction of her body to lean onto Ron. "I think that we can wait till Naruto wakes up to tell the Hokage that we accept the 'mission'."

Ron just grunted and nodded as he pulled Kim in tight to him and began to doze. Kim let herself start to drift away listening to the soft breathing from the bed, and the gentle deep breathing and thump thumps from Ron. She was almost asleep when she heard it.

It was an undistinguished background sound that most would have ignored, but Kim was instantly alert, but did not leave Ron's arms. She felt him move into a better position to act from, but disguised it as squirming in his sleep. Allowing her head to return to a natural position, she saw the door slightly open. She knew it could be a maid or some other servant checking on them, but she didn't think so since there wasn't a knock first. The door kept slowly opening and an arm came into view as a figure started into the room.

Kim sprang into action, launching herself into a handspring, and twisted as she landed, using the force to slam the door shut on the offending arm, while Ron hurried, grabbed the arm in the door, and when Kim opened the door, twisted and then threw the person against the far wall of the hall. He quickly followed it up with two quick open palm strikes to the sternum, a blow to the temple, and then slid behind the would be assailant and wrapped one arm around his head in a head lock, while the other hand found its thumb digging into the man's carotid artery.

Quickly the man fully slumped into forced unconsciousness. Ron kissed the air twice and the door that had been slammed shut was opened. "How is Naruto?" asked Ron, breathing in long deep breaths.

"He's still asleep. How is mister would be assailant?"

"Out cold. We need to find some help to get him taken to where ever it is that people like him are taken."

Kim nodded, "Berlin or Barcelona?"

"Barcelona, is there something that we can tie him up with in there?"

"Yeah, just a minute," Kim said, disappearing from the door. She soon returned with wrapping ribbon, "This should work short term."

Ron nodded as he took it. While he was finishing the reverse hog-tie, he heard the locks on the door snap into place. He then stood up, straightened his clothes and started to walk towards the direction that they were taken to see the Hokage. Soon he came across two people with forehead protectors, "Am I glad to see you, we were just attacked in our rooms!"

"What? When?" they asked in unison.

"Just now, we were able to subdue him, but I think that you would like to take him in."

The two nodded and were off down the hall followed closely by Ron. Ron noticed that they were ready to draw their weapons, but kept them sheathed. They rounded the corner to where the suite was and saw the failed assailant struggling as the ribbon cut into his skin while he tried to free himself.

"Mikado," the name came like a curse from one of the two guards.

Hearing his name, the trussed up man stopped struggling. "BAKA, they have the Kyubbi in there! Why are you not helping me?"

The one that had called his name turned to Ron, "You don't happen to have a three story tall nine tailed kitsune in there do you?"

Ron shook his head, "Just my wife and son, though sometimes you might think he is," Ron said with his best goofy half-grin. "And well, my wife, with the right amount of alcohol and 'encouragement'…" he added with a smirk.

The two guards chuckled at the obviously alluded to remark. "Don't worry about this guy, we'll make sure he gets to where he needs to be," the taller of the two said as they picked him up by the still bound arms and walked him away, his one unbound leg dragging behind him.

Ron shook his head at the pain the guy must be in right now. He then went to the door, knocked three times and waited for an answer.

"Who is it?" Kim answered in a singsong voice.

"Hola, Senorita, I am Juan Carlos De la Mancha, and I am come to massage you."

The door opened up to Kim, holding Naruto, who seems to have woken up in the course of the encounter. She had a perturbed look on her face. "I caught wife and son. I have heard you and Nakasumi-san talk about his often enough." Ron just nodded. "But I also caught wife in the next exchange also… It was in the same tone you use when you are talking to the 'guys at work' when you don't think that I can hear you."

Ron's smile dropped, and his head tilted and his right hand found the back of his neck. "Kim, KP, Kimila… Have I told you lately how much I truly love you… not only that, but how much I am in love with you?"

"Oh no you don't Ronald Shlomo Stoppable," she said, grabbing him with her one free hand and pulling him into the room.

Knowing he was defeated, and not wanting to experience the puppy dog pout, Ron relented. "Okay, okay, they asked me if I had a kitsune in here, and I told them that there was only my wife and child in here. I fudged just a little, but nothing that anyone would refute. I then carried on, as is usually my want, saying that sometimes we might think the little guy is one."

"And what about me?"

Ron blushed, "Oh, heh, I was hoping you would forget… Well I said that given the right amount of alcohol and encouragement… that you too could be like a kitsune…"

Kim glared at him, fire evident in her green eyes. She then sighed, "I can't really get angry at you for telling the truth." She smiled at him as he slid onto the couch. "I'm going to see if I can find something to change Naruto's bottom with and then we can go see the Hokage."