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Sour Skittles
Author: Atari Atagashi-Chan PM
What happens when random charcters are thrown into a shack and can't escape. Warning: This story could kill with it's randomness. You have been warned... go to chapter one for the full title! BONUS CHAPTER 10 UP!
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Humor - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 06-06-06 - Published: 06-06-05
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A/N: Hello! Thank you all so much for your appreciated reviews! This is a special bonus chapter! Why? Because today is the anniversary of the day I posted the first chapter of this story! WOOHOO! PARTY! This chappie has nothing to do with the plot of this story... so yeah. (haha... what plot? lol)

Disclaimer: I don't own all the random characters in this fanfic.


-This is a Bonus Chapter to days prior to the shack-


Inu ran around happily.

"IT'S PARTY TIME!" He yelled gaily.

"SHIPPPPPPPOOOOOOUUU!" Kagome called, running happily after Shippou with a knife.

"WTF?" Shippou jumped into the random pool that appeared in front of him. A shark appeared with Rin on it's back. The shark wore pink makeup.

"ONWARD, FLUFFY!" Rin shouted, whipping the shark. Miyoga and Hopposai sat behind her. Suddenly, the pool disappeared and the shark was plowing through mud and dirt. "WAHAHAHAHA!" Rin hollered.

Suddenly, everything turned into an ocean and a cruise ship appeared.

"INU! LET'S GO ON A CRUISE! I DON'T WANNA SWIM ALL THE WAY TO ISLAM! I'LL BE CONVERTED!" Kagome shouted. Suddenly, everyone was in a closet. They sat in robes and meditated.

"Hooooooooooome..." They hummed.

"Are we really supposed to say 'home'?" Shippou asked Jaken, who cut off Shippou's hair.

"I'M NOT JEWISH!" Shippou hollered feeling his newly bald head. Sango suddenly jumped atop Inuyasha and exterminated him.

"WAHHAAA! OUR CONSTIPATION PROBLEM HAS BEEN LIFTED!" She called.

"Hello! This is Kagome with the weather! Today is partly cloudy with a 93.72541098 chance of fiery foreign objects! Back to you, Ted!" Jaken appeared on the screen.

"Yes, thank you, wonder woman! Now, in the news today, Shippou proclaims he is not Jewish, but has a bald head. And here to tell us about this story is our favorite sexy man-woman, Naraku!"

"Yes, yes! Thank you, thank you!" Naraku walked onto the stage.

"Now... just how do you feel at being called a 'sexy woman'?" The exterminated Inuyasha asked.

"HEY! IT'S 'SEXY GIRL', NOT 'SEXY WOMAN!' AND THAT'S MY TITLE!" Sesshoumaru called, now in a dress and high heels.

"Fluffy-chan! I told you last week to give me back my dresses and you said they were burned in the 'tar accident'!" Naraku went over to fluffy and slapped him.

"Oh! So it's gonna be that way?" Fluffy and Naraku were now deep in a hissy fit.

"Okay! Well, now, exterminator woman? Do you have a take on this?" Jaken asked.

"I sure do! Inu won't exterminate!" Sango cried, shoving multiple boomerangs down Inu's throat.

"YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!" Rin cried, holding a bazooka gun. "You gotta blast him into the giant panda first!" Sabu appeared as a llama.

"I AM SABU! THE LLAMA OF SPAIN!"

"You're such a clam!" Rin cried. "I don't like you... BE GONE!" She shouted, and killed Sabu in a very manly manner.

"Rin... you don't shave?" Fluffy demanded. "I'm ashamed! You're telling me you don't want luscious flowing locks of fur like your papa?"

Suddenly, a blonde boy ran by yelling, "I WILL BECOME HOKAGE!" and then a phantom thief came flying after him.

"I WILL STEAL YOUR CHAKRA, NINJA BOY! WIZ! FLY FASTER!" Then, they were gone.

"Omg... was that Dark?" Akane suddenly appeared. "Must... have... hott... anime... guy... MUST HAVE!" She ran after him, slicing at everything with her pokemon. Kagome and Sango followed suit and ran with her, Sango burning things with her pokemon and Kagome electrifying things with hers.

"Ummm... okay...?" Bald Shippou smiled.

"Hey! Let's all read fanfiction!" He cried and got out his laptop.

"OOOOO!" Everyone crowded around him and read some Inuyasha fanfics.

"Yay! I SOOOOO wanted to tan, too!" Kagome called and took her Pikachu and left.

"Oooo! Count me in! I have a major farmers tan from wearing this stupid kimono!" Inu called and jumped into the pool and paddled around doggie style. "I go fastest this way..."

"MADONNA!" Everyone called as Madonna appeared. She started singing the llama song.

"NUMA NUMA NUMAIYAY!" She hollered.

"Well... we had fun today. We got electrocuted, Ship turned bald, we went on a cruise, Fluffy was a shark, and Madonna is singing Dragostea Din Tei! WOOHOO! Well... since we still have two panels left.. LET'S PLAY TWISTER!"

They all got their pretzels and ate them.

"Okay... now what?" Inu questioned.

"I guess it's the end..." Kagome said, as everyone lined up.

"SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON, GO DIEGO GO!" They all called as baby Jaguar meowed.

"Aaaaaand CUT! Brilliant, Inu-baby, Brilliant! I see Hollywood in your future!" Bill Gates said happily. "It is time to invent... THE NANONET!"

"I want an ipod, too! GIMME IT!" Rin shouted as she tackled Bill Gates and bit him. "MUAHAHAHA! YOU ARE NOW A VAMPIRE! HISS!"

"I am... COW MAN!" Bill Gates called and flew away.

"Goodbye, super wookie..." They all cried in awe.

"WOOOOOOONG!" Bill Gates called.


A/N: Hehe... that was short... but... THAT WAS YOUR SPECIAL CHAPTER FOR THE ANNEVERSARY! WOOHOO! YAY! It's been a whole year since I first posted this... sniff... thank you all! (Starts crying as Chewbacca comforts me with tennis rackets and bacon) BACOOON? IS THAT BACON I SMELL! (tackles wookie and eats Inu) Mmmm... good bacon...

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