Chapter 5: St. Patrick's Day

"I can't believe you talked me into this!" Jack complained as he tugged on the vest of his green suit.

"Oh, stop your complaining. You are not the only one that is forced into doing this." Will argued. He seemed just as irritated.

"Uh, huh. Like someone twisted yer arm an' made ye put it on." Jack countered sarcastically.

"No one twisted your arm either."

They were staring angrily at each other when the door opened and Elizebeth poked her head in.

"30 seconds. You guys look great!" she left as fast as she had come.

They had quit there angry glaring to stare at Elizebeth, then rolled there eyes after she left. They then finished getting the costumes on and made their way to the studio.

"Welcome to our St. Patty's day - " Jack started

"It's 'St. Patrick's Day' Jack" Will corrected

"Whatever. Welcome to this installment of Jack and Will's Holiday Special. This holiday lets us drink green rum." Jack said happily as he held up a mug of green liquid. He took a sip only to spit it out.

Will started laughing uncontrolably and fell to the floor. He was laughing so hard that he didn't even notice Jack give him an angry look then dump the green liquid on top of his head.

He quite laughing instantely and got to his feet. He was about to thow a punch right at Jack's head, but Jack started talking. "You know, St. Patrick's Day isn't just celebrated in America. It started in Ireland, which is till celebrated there, in fact!" He looked quite smug.

"Do you know what you're talking about?" Will asked.

"Of 'course I do! Did you know it was Saint Patrick that supposedly drove the snakes from Ireland?" He asked. "I think the snakes represent the pagans being converted. . . "

"You don't know what you're talking about." Will stated and turned his back.

"Oh yeah? Do you know anything about this holiday? Like, when it was first celebrated and in what city? How about when the largest parade was held and where?" Jack crossed his arms and thought he had won.

Will turned back around, stared at Jack and narrowed his eyes. Then he had a evil grin on his face and answered the questions. "1737 in Boston, 1762 in New York. Chicago also colors it's river green with food dye which was started in 1962 with green vegetable dye. AND the Irish community celebrates with making charities, attending mass, promoting their cuture, and feasting!" It was Will's turn to smurk.

Jack narrowed his eyes in anger. "I don't like you!"

"Good!"

They both stormed off in opposite directions.

Elizebeth sighed. She stepped infront of the camera. "Thanks for tuning in. Please watch or next installment of the show, coming soon!"

Next Chapter: Chapter 6 - April Fool's Day