Disclaimer-Although I wish I owned Gilmore Girls I do not. But hey I’m use to disappointment.

O.K. now this is my first fic written entirely by myself and the weird voices in my head. So please keep that in mind. I bet you’re wanting summary so here it is!

Grans in town for a party, no not a party for Emily’s death, a dedication of an obscenely amount of money to a charity. Problem is that our dear Lorelai needs someone to go with. But she has just broken up with Jason. Now that sounds a little weak but that is not the whole plot. Couples are well mostly just L/L and if you can’t figure that out well let's say Java Junkies if you don’t get that… I’m sorry I got nothin’ you’ll just have to read.

Also FYI this takes place right after ‘Luke Can See Her Face’. I changed it though and I have to say I can’t wait to write the pre opening opening of the inn. (Spoiler- There’s going to be a fight between Luke and Jason)

Now on to the story!

Chapter 1: Gran, Flowers, and a Stolen Gnome

Lorelai Gilmore ran about the house closely followed by her daughter, Rory. “Where are my shoes! I can’t go without shoes! It would be like around naked except it’s only your feet,” Lorelai protested tripping over a box of none other than junk food. “Junk food how could you betray me,” she moaned getting up.

“Mom are those your shoes?” asked Rory a grin on her face as she pointed to the pair of shoes in her mothers hand.

“What…” Lorelai looked down to see her desired shoes. “You Yale students think you’re so smart,” she stated rolling her eyes.

Lorelai looked at her watch “Now I’m really late my mothers going to have my butt fried.” She hopped out of the house while putting on her shoes. “Bye hun’ I’ll be back by 5”

“Bye! Say hi to Gram,” Rory closed the door behind her mother and laughed Thank god for crazy mothers.

Outside

Babette rushed to Lorelai as she walked to her Jeep.

“Norbert’s missing!” Babette shouted in her rough voice.

“Who?” asked Lorelai.

“My gnome! Ya know the one with the green hat and orange shirt who’s sittin on a that freaky lookin mushroom,” she insisted pulling Lorelai’s arm.

“I’m sorry Babette but I’m in kind of a rush, but Rory’s home.” That would show how funny it was to mock your mom.

As Babette ran into her house Lorelai made a run for her car and almost made it to just be stopped 2 feet from it by Kirk. “I’m supposed to give these to you,” he stated handing her a huge bunch of flowers.

“Kirk, wow thanks but I thought I had already made it clear that I didn’t feel that way about you.”

“No I know this is just a temp job. Mom discovered the home shopping channel. They’re from Luke. You must be special he’s never even sent a fruit basket to someone before. Oh and a card came with it,” Kirk handed her a simple white card and left.

Lorelai opened the card to see ‘These are for you- Luke’ How odd. But she had no time to wait she was extremely late now.

Hartford

Lorelai walked up to the front step and was just about to knock on the door when it swung open. “You’re late!” Emily stated frazzled as ever. “I’ve been with her 10 mins. and she has already insulted me! She is such a bitter old woman.”

She strolled into the sitting room. Lorelai followed closely behind her still snickering at how easily Gran could get her mother in a bad mood.

“Lorelai, How wonderful to see you. I trust you’re in good health.” Stated an elderly woman often called Gran.

“Right as ever. But if I could ask you something…” Lorelai said sitting down on a couch.

“Yes you may. At least you inquire if you may inquire unlike your mother,” Gran stated nobly.

“It was just about…,” Emily cut in.

“That is very rude to interrupt a discussion Emily,” Gran stated in distaste. “Please continue Lorelai.”

“Why are you in town exactly?” Lorelai asked trying to keep a straight face after seeing her mother’s furious expression.

“You went straight to the point. Well I have come in due to a charity, which I have donated an obscene amount of money and it is having an event in order to bring in more donations. That is why I have asked you to join me I would like you and a courtier to come to this event. Perhaps that Jason fellow could come?” asked the eldest woman her old eyes knowing.

“Gran, Jason and I just broke up”

Gran nodded her suspicion confirmed. “The event will take place in one month and I am sure you will be able to have some other gentleman to escort you.” Gran said with a charming smile.

Lorelai got up and was about to leave when Gran added, “And once you find that man I would like to meet him.”

Lorelai nodded and left getting in her Jeep, she stared down at her flowers. She knew exactly who she would ask.

I know short but seriously how was it? Good, bad, oh my god I want to go and commit murder on the author who could put this up on this site. Well may be not that harsh ;

But please R&R! Now it’s time for me to go to Bed…. Waite oh yah I promise more comedy in the next chapters….. Must … make it…. to bed……………