Disclaimer: I am not associated with YGO at all, but I DO love FEARSHIPPING!

"So no one told you life was gonna be this way."
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
"Your job's a joke, your broke, your love life's D.O.A.!
It's like your always stuck in 2nd gear!
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year
BUT
I'll be there for you!
When the rain starts to poor
I'll be there for you!
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you!
Cause you're there for me tooooo…"

"What?" Ishizu slowly opened her eyes. Strange…she was in jeans and a nice black long sleeved shirt that cut at where her elbows bend. Her hair was straight down with no foreign Egyptian jewelry, that she had inherited from Priestess Isis herself, to be found in her whole outfit. She was sitting on a nice comfy couch, with a cup of hazelnut coffee in her hands. She blinked. "Where…am I?"

A familiar voice filled the air, "How you doin'?"

Ishizu's eyes widened as she realized the voice was aimed at her, and slowly (and quite reluctantly turned around) seeing Joey Wheeler grinning and nodding at her.

"Uh…I'm doing okay…" Ishizu blinked.

Joey's eyebrows ruffled.

"No, seriously…" he cleared his voice. "How you doin'?"

"…What? Joseph Wheeler? Joey? It's me, Ishizu. Why are you…?"

"So, we're down for 10:00 at my place?"

Ishizu's eyes widened further. "I beg your pardon?"

"Well…" he grinned, "We're, let's just say we'll have some acting lessons…"

Ishizu grimaced, realizing how WRONG he meant that comment.

"No, I will not have sex with you!" She said.

"Oh, come on," he leaned in, and his voice abruptly changed.

"You know you want to…" and she felt a wet tongue slide up her face. She screamed suddenly, and felt her environment literally disappear. Music started up again.

"Meeting you, with a view to a kill…
Face to faces, secret places, feel the chill
Nightfall, covers me
But you know the plans I'm making
Still, oversee
Could it be, the whole earth openning wide?
A sacred why, of mystery gaping inside
The week is why

She realized she was in only a bathrobe, and blushing, she scuttled to her compartment's closet.

And as she opened it, a large tall figure jumped out. It was Maximillion Pegasus…with iron teeth?

Ishizu screamed in shock as Pegasus grabbed her bathrobe and pushed her against the door, crying out as she slammed hard against the rosewood. She used her kick-yo-ass-judo-chop skills to push him off her, and tried to resist, but he quickly grabbed her and forced her to her bed, opening his metal-teeth container of a mouth, leaning in to bite her.
When suddenly the bathroom door burst open. A figure raced in, smashing a bottle of wine over Pegasus, and proceeded to outright-kick-his-ass and kicked him out the door.
Ishizu panted, her adrenaline rushing from the surprise attack. She blinked, "Who…are you?" she said to the figure hidden in the shadows, her rescuer.

"Moto, Yugi Moto…" the figure said, stepping out. He was in a black tux, his hair spiked extra well.

"Yugi?" she said as her jaw dropped.

"Yes, agent double-o seven, to some," he winked. "Did Jaws' attack scare away your memory temporarily?"

"What? Jaws?" Ishizu said, a shark, next to a question mark, appeared in a thought bubble above her head.

"The lilac haired prissy boy with extreme orthodontic attention…" Yugi said smugly.

"Oh, Pegasus, yeah, uh, what am I doing here?"

Yugi started to approach her, she noticed he was strangely her height.

"You know what? Agent Ishizu, top Russian secret agent?" He gripped her chin, and his voice suddenly changed.

"You belong to me..."

Another scream and Ishizu's surroundings quickly changed.

And there was no music this time, she just found herself sitting in a club, in front of a walk-out modeling stage. The club walls were purple and on the wall was a large neon sign that said "Club Eklipse". She looked to her right to see many familiar faces: Yugi, Joey, Duke, Tristan, even several other smaller duelists like Weevil and Rex. They were all chanting with happy looks.

"KAIBA! KAIBA! KAIBA! KAIBA!"

And it was then that Roland walked onto the stage, people errupting with applause. "And now, gentlemen and gentlemen, without further ado, we present Kaiba's latest routine: "Triple W!"

The crowd went insane as "These Boots are Made for Walkin'" by Jessica Simpson started playing. Ishizu blinked in confusion when Kaiba suddenly emerged from behind the curtain, wearing all tight black clothes (as usual) and, strangely, a ten gallon hat. Ishizu's brow ruffled in confusion.

Kaiba danced around the stage, lip singing to the blonde's feminine voice. And suddenly, after the line "One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you..." Kaiba gripped the center of his shirt, and ripped it open. Ishizu's eyes widenned so much that her eyes started to hurt.

He continued to prounce around, all the boys in the club howling and waving 20 dollar bills. Ishizu thought she was going to be sick.

"It's...a gay...strip club!" She said in terror.

Again Kaiba lip-sang "One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you..." and lifted the bottom of his pant leg revealing a girl cowboy boot.

Ishizu started screaming, "MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! SOMEBODY WAKE ME UP!"

"Sure..." and she felt a body embrace around her as she screamed.

OOOOOOOOOOO

Ishizu bolted up from the floor of the bathroom. She was panting and sweating, "Thank Ra, it was only a nightmare!"

And it was then she heard a deep, husky chuckle. She looked up, recognizing the voice she heard so many times in her nightmares: it was Yami Marik's. She looked up, quite angrily at the sight of the demon. He was leanning on the closed bathroom door. He was smirking and his arms were crossed. "So you're finally awake?"

"And don't you sound glad?" she countered, trying to hide her fear as best as she could.

"Well, you looked rattled," he sounded surprisingly careing, "And to make you feel better..."

Ishizu blinked.

"I won't let you leave this room until YOU kiss me."

TBC

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What happens to Ishizu is actually based off of an expierience I had at a Wildwood soccer tournamentlast year, whenI was 12...(grins) and YES, I'm not stupid. I DO know that the James Bond song was from "A View to a Kill" but the scene was from "The Spy who Loved Me", so don't bug me about it, lol.