A/N 2: Had a brain fart this morning (blaming lack of sleep) and forgot to mention…in addition to the not owning anything, the tango scene was completely inspired by the book based on the new movie “Mr. & Mrs. Smith”. There is a great ‘angry tango’ scene in it (I haven’t seen the movie yet), and it really helped me figure out how to actually write the emotions of the dance without talking about the technical steps. I don’t dance (tho my sister/coauthor does, just jazz, tap, and hip-hop…no ballroom), so please don’t flame about technical incorrectness. We tried.