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Title: Oniisan
Rating: PG
Pairing/Character/s: Kon, Ichigo
Word Count: 183
Warning/s: Um…lots of stupidity and some OOCness?
Summary: Kon speaks inappropriately.
Dedication: Mel- she tried to prompt me to write this in five lines. Then it exploded because I talk too much. I AM A FAILURE.
A/N: LAME.

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"You know, Yuzu's going to get pretty cute one day," Kon muses with a light in his eye that Ichigo doesn't quite like. "Karin too, actually. Twins, huh? I mean yeah, they don’t look identical, but still… ” The mod soul leers as he says the words ‘twins’ and ‘identical’ and Ichigo feels his eye tick reflexively in response. “Hmmm… five years from now and the two of them… that's kinda... eheheheheh."

Ichigo would punch the dirty bastard, except right now, that would suck. So instead he glares and says, "Don't ever say that again wearing my body.”

Pause. “You know what? Just don’t ever say it again ever.”

Kon grins. “And you know that picture of your mom down stairs? Hubba-hubba… ACK.”

Ichigo ends up punching the bastard anyway.

The next day, as he’s walking around school with a self-inflicted black eye, Kurosaki comforts himself with the knowledge that Kon is duct-taped to the back of the toilet tank again and that Isshin’s first bowel movement of the day is a punishment worse than death.

It makes the mortification all worth it.

END