“Ryou, I can’t do it. It’s too big.”

There was a little whine and a faint giggle. “Oh Yugi. Come here, I’ll show you. Open up your mouth a little wider.”

“Like this?”

(yami’s)

Bakura’s eyes widened. A hand coved his mouth as he ran down the stairs, looking every which way, trying to find the former pharaoh.

“Yami.” He hissed out, staying as quiet as possible. “Yami! Where the fuck are you!”

“Right here, what do you want Tomb Robber?” The Egyptian pharaoh calmly replied, with an edge of annoyance.

“Shhh! Keep your voice down!”

Yami raised an eyebrow, “What is wrong with you?”

“Ssshhh!” Grabbing his fore arm, Bakura led his up stairs. Led meaning dragged.

“Bakura! What are you doing! Let go I can walk on my own!”

“Shut up and listen!” The thief said pointing towards the door.

Yami sighed and leaned his head against the door.

(hikari’s)

“Yugi, your gunna have to open your mouth wider. ”

“But Ryou, it’s too much. My mouth isn’t that big. C-can you show me?”

Another giggle was heard, “Sure! Sit down right here,” Some shuffling and the sound of a bed creaking could be faintly made out. “And watch.”

“Mmmm… Mmmm…”

(yami’s)

Yami’s eyes widened in horror, “Wha-what- what are they doing?” He asked merely above a whisper.

Kneeling beside the other, Bakura shrugged, and leaned up against the door.

(hikari’s)

“Mmmm… Oh… Ah, I see, let me try again.” More shuffling.

“Ok, your turn.” An all to happy reply came, that unmistakably came from Ryou.

“Mmmmm… Yugi… Suck a harder… Mmm hmm, just like that… Your doing good.”

(yami’s)

Both Egyptians stared at each other, mouth agape.

“They wouldn’t…”

“They couldn’t…”

“Ryou?…”

“Yugi?…”

Both blushed and looked away, pretty much aware of what it was doing to the others body.

(hikari’s)

Something made a popping noise, and Ryou started to giggle.

“You-you got it all o-over your fa-face!” Ryou giggled.

“It’s your fault! You pulled back!”

(yami’s)

The former king’s eyes about popped out of his head, his pants grew more uncomfortable at the thought of what just happened. Looking down he found that the thief was having the similar fate.

“Bakura? I-I don’t know how much more I can take…”

Bakura shifted to a more comfortable position and licked his lips hungrily, “Me neither...”

(hikari’s)

“I know but it-it’s just to funny… Oh look! You got it there too! Hahaha! Yugi you’re all messy! Oh my gods! You-you…”

“What?”

Ryou breathed, trying to control his laughter. “You got it in your hair!”

“What!” Yugi sounded horrified. “H-how do I get it out!”

Apparently Ryou’s attempt at controlling his laughter failed miserably.

“Ryou! This isn’t funny! How do I get it out! Ryou! Stop laughing and help me! Grandpa will be mad if he sees this!”

“Okay, okay.”

“Stop laughing at me…”

“Ok, Yugi, I’ll stop. It was just too funny.”

“Yeah, yeah. Maybe you could show me some more later.”

“Mmmm… Maybe. Now, lets go clean you up and get that white stuff out of your hair.”

The door opened and the two unsuspecting yami’s fell forward into a heap on the bedroom floor.

Yugi and Ryou gasped, “Bakura!”

“Yami?”

“What were you guys doing?” The two hikari’s asked in unison, both with cute confused expressions.

Jumping up Bakura walked (slash ran) over to his light, wrapping his arms around Ryou’s waist pulling him flush against him in what seemed like a hug, instead it was Bakura’s way of checking on (cough) things, all the while shooting a death glare at Yugi.

Yami did a similar thing with the exception of the glare. “Yami wha-“

“Yugi! What in Ra’s name were you thinking! What if your grandfather had been home and walked in on what you two were doing!”

“And you Ryou! Why would you do something like that with out even consulting me or at least inviting me? Common Ryou, I want an explanation!”

Yugi and Ryou looked at each other in confusion then back at their yami’s. “What are you talking about?” They (once again) said in unison.

Bakura turned Ryou around and started shacking the smaller boy by the shoulders, “You were giving slash showing Yugi how to –to –to… Gah! I can’t even say it! And why wouldn’t you invite me! I’m you yami your supposed to love me and invite me to rendezvous’ with your friends!”

Ryou blinked, “…What?”

“Are you saying you would do that with ‘my’ Yugi Tomb Robber?” Yami asked holding his confused light closer.

“Do… What?” Yugi managed to squeak out.

“Of coarse Pharaoh I like sex, what do you expect? You can’t tell me you wouldn’t do it with Ryou, giving the chance.”

Yami seemed to ponder this question, looking Ryou up and down. “Yes I guess your right.”

Ryou blushed and pushed himself away from Bakura. “What are you two talking about? Yugi and I weren’t doing anything… Bad.”

“Yeah Yami, and why were you two by the door?” Yugi asked, slipping out of his yami’s arms to look at him in the eye.

“We were listening.” Came Bakura’s oh-so-wise reply.

“Listening?” Ryou tilted his head to the side. “Listening to what?”

Bakura became irritated and shouted, “Listening to him giving you a blowjob!”

Everything was silent as the lights took in the thief’s statement. Looking at each other in amusement at the realization of what their perverted yami’s were thinking, they both started to giggle.

“Yami – You thought – I was –“ Yugi started but ended up falling over giggling.

Ryou attempted to finish his friend’s sentence but ended up in the similar state. Tripping over Yugi he also fell over, giggling.

Now it was Yami and Bakura’s turn to look confused. “What?”

Ryou came to first. “We – Were just – “

“Eating ice cream cones!” Yugi finished and pointed to the bed where their rappers were placed.

Yami blushed, “… Oh, oops.”

“Then why were you saying it was too big?” Bakura asked Yugi.

“Ryou was showing me how to suck all the ice cream out of the cone. Did you know they put chocolate around the cones inside?”

Yami and Bakura shook their head, both equally blushing.

After a long pause, Bakura looked over to Yami and asked, “Still feel up for an orgy?”

“Damn strait.”

Was thinking of writing an alternet ending, but... Eh. Who knows? R&R please. 3 you lots