All the Shorts – The Shower

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Zidane gets up to mischief… Looks like Sora's about to get a lesson in romance he never expected...from a guy at least…

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The warm water of the shower had never felt so good and Sora decided an hour or two of standing beneath the cascade would do him good. His hair hung over his face, dirt from the last world finally being washed away.

"I thought I'd find you lurking in here."

Sora blushed, gasped and jerked around in a single moment. His hands swept up to protect a certain area. Zidane stood behind him clad only in a knee-length black t-shirt. He held one out for Sora, getting it and himself soaked in the process. "Well, if we're both going to use the shower you'll need to…"

"Ah!" Sora grabbed the t-shirt and turned away, yanking it over his head. "Why are we both using it?"

Zidane stepped closer, his chest suddenly against Sora's back as he reached over to adjust the shower's settings. "Barret broke something in the boiler room and this is the only working shower. If you hadn't noticed you've been in here an hour already and you're not the only one who stinks."

Aware of the suddenly oppressive heat, Sora's blush took on a whole new level of redness. "Can't you just wait a little longer?"

"No. Aw, you shy? Sora there's nothing you've got I haven't seen before."

"I don't care!"

"You know if you react this way the first time a girl sees you naked she won't be too impressed."

A zillion thoughts galloped through Sora's mind, each one more embarrassing than the last. "Shut up…"

"Oh I forgot. You haven't even had your first kiss yet. How sweet!" Zidane grinned. "You know if you really want to know how it's done you should take a few lessons from a master."

Sora gulped loud enough for them both to hear. "Wh-What?"

Zidane's grin was broad. "There's a girl you like, right?"

"Ah…uh…well yeah I do but…um…"

The blond looked positively devious. He reached out. "You have to hold her like this." His hand landed in the small of Sora's back. "Pull her forward like that and just gaze into her eyes for a little while."

"Zida-"

Zidane's finger pressed against Sora's lips. "Don't let her speak. Just lean in." And he did.

Sora instinctively closed his eyes. The only sound was the pouring water. The next thing he knew Zidane was kissing him, his lips softly touching his own.

Sora thought he was about to faint from shock.

Zidane pulled back. "And that's it." He smirked. "Ooh but I just stole your first kiss. Whoops! Ah well, at least you know what to do now."

Sora couldn't say a word. His blue eyes were open wide, his face bright red. All he could hear now was his own voice yelling in his mind…

You got kissed by Zidane? WAIT 'TIL KAIRI FINDS OUT! No…wait…oh man…WAIT 'TIL RIKU FINDS OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

"Kairi's gonna kill me and Riku will suffocate himself laughing…" Sora muttered, shuffling out the shower. Zidane laughed uproariously. "It's not funny! She gets all crazy and…slappy…when she's angry. And Riku…he'll never let me live it down!"

Zidane's wet t-shirt landed perfectly on Sora's head. "Well, that was one way to get you out the shower. I'll keep it in mind for the next time."

The sound of Sora hitting the deck echoed around the entire ship.

End!

Man alive that was fun! Heh, Zidane's such a flirt and Sora's so naïve!