A moving van is seen as a nerd, a little person, a man with an eyepatch, a brunette and a black man walk into a house, single file.

Susan walks up to the door and rings the doorbell.

"Hello, welcome to the neighborhood, I'm Susan!"

"We are a group of college kids who are here because it's cheaper to rent a house between us than it is to pay for dorms." Said Noah.

"Money-saving's always great!"

"I'm sorry, ma'am we haven't introduced ourselves yet, my name is Noah, this is my sister Talia, and these are our friends: Slade, Edgar and Adam."

"It's a pleasure to meet all of you, welcome to Wisteria Lane!"

"Thank you! Ma'am!" said Edgar.

Susan leaves as they all look maniacal.

"Pesky insolent suburban trash!" said Slade.

"Oh, come off it, Slade, this is pretty interesting," said Talia "and just wait until our leader joins us soon."

"Shut up!" Exclaimed Edgar, "How many times have I told you not to speak?"

"Edgar, come on, you're such a little jackass sometimes." Said Adam. "And Noah, what was with that way you talked to that woman, that dialogue was more wooden than Scarface."

"Look Adam, I can't help being a feeble nerd;" Said Noah "It's just the way I am, I guess…"

"I know, I'm just playin' with you, boy, you know that!" Exclaimed Adam.

They all continue plotting, ploying, maniacally laughing, and talking with quip dialogue as Mary-Alice's voice once again resonates.

"And so it seems that once again, Wisteria Lane is introduced to some new neighbors. What part will these people play in the story of my friends? And how will their lives affect those around them?"