Things They Never Said In Gatekeepers 21

Disclaimer: Gatekeepers, Gatekeepers 21, Gatekeepers 1985 and all other anime/movies/books/etc are not mine. Kageyama, Ayane, Megumi, Misao, Yukino and even Yuurei Shoujo rock! Also, Satoka sucks and Miu should die. (laughs out loud)

Note: Bold text are Author's (meaning, me) narration and lines.

Chinami and Naoko

Chinami and Naoko are basically eye candy.

"HEY!"

"I resent that…"

But they're really nice eye candy!

"And this just proves my point," Ayane announces. "Sheo is a perverted lolicon fan boy."

"AYANE-CHAMA! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT OF YOUR MOST LOYAL AND LOVING FAN? I'M, LIKE, ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY UPDATE MY GK 21 FICS!"

"Oh, please… You only have one fic; it's a stupid story, at that; and you only update it once every several months. What kind of faithfulness is that? You're as bad as M–"

"Iieee!"

"Didn't even let me complete my comment before wailing…"

"Iieee!"

"Your chapter is over, fan service trigger twit. Trouble us no longer. Go find yourself a corner to curl up and die in."

"Iieee!"

Chinami is cute–

"Of course I am," the girl in question agrees, displaying her two ponytails and petite figure with relish. "I'm the definition of cute for this series!"

Yukino appears and recites without emotion: "The Old English meaning of the word 'cute'… is 'buck-toothed and bow-legged'."

Chinami freezes. She turns into a cement statue. A crack appears at one of her ponytails. She crumbles into dust. A pathetic wind blows her remains away.

"Um… not that kind of cute, Yuki-tan…"

"Was it to learn what cute meant in ancient times– or to hear me not talk in rhymes?"

"Both, I daresay. Poor Chinami-tan…"

And Naoko is just– plain out SEXAY!

Naoko, drinking a glass of juice, spews it all onto Miu. "WHAT WAS THAT?"

"Iieee!"

Yeah! She's so sexy! That thin figure–

Naoko self-consciously grabs at her waist–

–short-cut hair that both exudes a tomboyish air while also naughtily showing off the sexy curve of the nape of her neck–

–and the back of her neck.

–plus a pretty but strong yet gentle face you just can't stop staring at–

Said face promptly blushes madly.

–and such a mature name that it requires a –chan to tone it down to cutesy levels… NAOKO… pah-fact…

"The hell!" Naoko is all red and fury at her over-the-top description. "Sheo! Take all that back! NOW!"

Like Akemi from Saikano, but younger! Maybe she's Akemi's younger sister or a reincarnation; maybe a character model, even. They look so alike…

"Are you even listening to me? I said: take it all back or else–"

Beside Naoko, Akemi (who does look sort of like her, save Akemi's hair is a lighter shade of brown) shrugs. "I tried that with him once. It didn't work."

And she looks even hotter when she's angry–

"I give up. You're right, Ayane. He's a fan boy just like the rest of them."

"Adjourned…"

–but she's at her best when she's just that little bit flustered/frustrated with the situation and poses accordingly with her fingers stepped on her forehead, like towards the end of Episode 6 with that crazy cop accusing them…

"Mental Note to self: Do not do that anymore."

And– hmm, I seem to have run out of metaphors for Naoko. Ah, well.

"Thank goodness for that." "Hey– why isn't he attaching a tan to my name anymore?"

Naoko freezes.

A little tip to their horror: calling a Japanese person by his or her name without any honorific is the highest kind of honorific there is.

"SHEO!"

"Myahahahahahahahaha…"

END

"SHEO! COME BACK HERE YOU PERV!"

The highly-furious and embarrassed Naoko chases after the dastardly Author with a mallet. Everyone else just stares agog at the scenario.

"Beginning this chapter," Ayane somberly mutters, "I am now officially afraid of him.

"Next chapter: the long-awaited and promised Isuzu Ayane chapter!"

"… No…"