first fic XD sry if it's a lil crappy...but it's the best!

by the way, i don't own Yu-Gi-oh, so plz don't sue. review, good or bad, i can make it better

Alright, here's the story:

Chapter One: One FINE Day:

You might be wondering why I’m telling you this, who I am, and why in god’s name I’m even here. Well the truth is….okay fine, there is no truth. There is only the insight and the experience. You see, I’m a chauffeur, but not just any lame, rich, snotty, big-headed snob’s chauffeur. Okay…maybe he WAS all those things, but he was Domino’s snob. Who is he? You should know. That’s right, he’s Seto Kaiba.

Here’s anything and EVERYTHING I’ve ever, seen or heard. This is what happens when Seto is in the car with his little “friends“. Or rather, dates. Everything that happens in that damn limo…let’s just leave it between us. And don’t say I didn’t warn you, because I am right now. Not everything is pretty. Oh…it’s far from that.

Friday, June 17

Let me tell you, I’m not saying that Mister Kaiba is a pervert….but he sure acts like one. Take today for instance…boy…does he know how to treat a girl.

I was sitting in the limo outside Seto’s school today when I heard a scream. It was like a million girls suddenly saw a mouse, it was THAT horrible. Suddenly, Seto was in the car with some girl shouting at me to step on the pedal. Someone’s got to get that guy some anger management.

But being his humble sla- I mean servant, I got right to it. He puts up his blocking window and I’m left in this so called ‘silent’ space. I can hear some fooling around alright. There was definitely some ‘Seto Sweet Talk’ going on…then silence. I heard some rustling…god…what is up with teen hormones. I swear, Seto is so going to get it one day, being a player and all. Yeah, you read it right, a player. This isn’t the first time I’ve heard weird sounds coming from the back of the limo.

Well, you would’ve found out anyways. I was practically in the back seat when I heard…uh…well…noise. And then…some HUGE smacking sounds. The girl was yelling fire for me to stop the bleeping car. I (of course) obeyed and the car door opened reavealing a very tousled Serenity followed by a shirtless Seto, (ok, girls, permission to drool) begging for her too ahem ahem. It’s safe to say that it was the last time that Seto lay a hand on a girl. Yeah…it took a while for him to go looking for other toys---did I say toys? I meant….people--to seduce. After Serenity Seto change his style. This was secret of course, but the next time he brought a friend to ‘study’, it was someone that was totally unlike Serenity. Oh no, the next person was none other than Jounouchi. But enough said, I will tell you more on their little encounter later. I will be updating soon.

Mister Seto Kaiba’s Chauffeur,

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