A/N: I thought of this last night and I HAD to type this down.

Marina: IS IT A BRONZESHIPPING?

Madja: Um… yes. Anyways, it turns out funny okies, so no tissues are needed unless you are a SOD (coughMARINAcough)

Marina: I resent that!

R&R!

DISCLAIMER: (grabs Kazuki Takahashi-san from behind and presses a gun to his back) YOU WILL GIVE YUUGIOU TO ME!

Malik woke up beside his koibito and instantly knew that something was wrong.

“Marikku?” he shook his other’s shoulder. Marikku remained motionless, his eyes closed.

Panicked, he held his hand over his lover’s mouth. Not a breath of air escaped his lips.

Now thoroughly spooked, he held his hand to Marikku’s chest. No heartbeat.

“Marikku!” Malik wailed.

‘He’s dead! How could this have happened? Murder? Poison?’

“Don’t worry, Marikku I’m coming!” the poor Egyptian howled dismally.

Malik flew into the kitchen and scrambled around in the drawers to find a knife.

He found one and held it to his wrist, closing his eyes and-

“Hikari-love, what are you doing?” Marikku asked sleepily, rubbing his eyes in a drowsy way.

Malik turned in amazement and dropped the knife.

“MARIKKU! YOU’RE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!”

With that last remark, Malik ran over and death-glomped-tackled Marikku to the ground.

“I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!”

“Uh, Koi-“

“YOUR HEART WASN’T BEATING!”

“Koi-!”

“YOU WEREN’T BREATHING!”

“KOI!”

“Yeah?” Malik finally took time in his busy ranting to look and listen to Marikku.

“I was never alive in the first place, remember?”

“But- but- but, you didn’t move!”

“I’M A HEAVY SLEEPER OKAY!” Marikku yelled.

“Uh… whoops.” Malik looked sheepish.

“Malik…” Mariku began slowly, smirking.

“Yeah?” Malik squeaked.

“You went out drinking again, didn’t you?”

“Um… no?”

“You’re a terrible liar, Hikari-love.”

OWARI