CHAPTER 3

Pim's POV

''Well, it's 4:00 Pimple and you're still not here.'' I heard Candida say.

As I got my plan ready, I realized what time it was. I would just have to wing it.

''What do you mean i'm not here?'' I walked up and she glared at me. ''Well...?''

''Let's just get this over with, Diffy.''

I had my New-Ager in my pocket and even though I hadn't finished my plan, it was going to work out great.

All the people around us started yelling ''Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!'' and I would definetly obey that order. Secretly, I slipped out the New-Ager, aiming it at Candida.

''Bye-bye Fashion Zombies.'' I said to myself as I pressed the button.

I felt a sting and everyone was no longer there.

I was laying on in my room with Phil looking down at me.

''Ahhhhhhhhh!'' I screamed once I saw his face. ''What're you doing and why are you looking at me worried?''

At this point I looked down at my hands. They weren't my hands anymore.

''Phil Diffy what did you do to me?'' I yelled.

''I didn't do anything!'' this was the first time Phil had spoken and he had a hint of worry in his voice.

I got up and looked in the mirror and screamed once again. ''What did you do to the New-Ager? I'm older! Wait, wait. No, this isn't bad. I can finally teach Burwick a lesson. And...'' I looked at Phil.

''Oh no.'' he ran for his life.

Halfway down the stairs, I tackled him. We tumbled down and hit the floor hard.

''Haha! Who's older now Phil Diffy?'' I cried in delight.

''Ok, ok, Pim! Your the older one now! Sheesh!''

''Huh?''

''Your the older one.''

''I didn't hear you.''

''YOUR THE OLDER ONE!''

''Ah...That's what I like to hear.''

''Just get off of me Pim!''

The Lil Miss Sunshine called Keely walked through the door. She screamed and grabbed the broom.

''Get off of Phil you filthy robber!'' she wacked me with it.

I grabbed it and snapped it in half. ''Watch where you're hitting, blondie.''

''Wait. Pim?'' she asked.

''Duh! Who else would it be Dumbo?''

''Omg! Your older!''

''Look who caught on...'' I muttered. ''Whatever, I'm out.''

I walked outside and headed for Debbie's house. I knocked on the door. Debbie answered it.

''Hi, i'm Debbie.''

''I know who you are. It's me you idiot! It's me, Pim!''

''Pim?'' Debbie looked me up and down.

''That doesn't matter. What does matter is that I never wanna see you again. Never wanna hear you again. No visits, phonecalls, hello's in the hallway. Don't bother me in class and STOP BUGGING ME!''

She ran in crying.

Good, got Debbie. Just need to get those Fashion Zombies. And I have a really good idea of how to...