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JAZZ OFFS! JUST KIDDIN!

Naraku

A raid on Kagome's bag…

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BLOOD MOON NIGHTS

Ch. 6

WTF Is A Jazz Off?

"What the bloody hell is a JAZZ OFF?" spat Taro. Kagome smirked. "You know! JAZZ! Dancing?" All the lords stared at her. She mumbled to herself and then sat down. Sesshomaru and Kagura snickered like lovers.

"HEY! YOU MOVE OVER A LITTLE! THAT IS MY MA-ASTER! BACK OFF WENCH!" Taro twitched, looking like he was going to throw a fit again, but Itsuki glared and he remained still.

Sesshomaru cleared his throat, "Kagura. Truth or dare?" She grinned marvelously at him and flicked her hair. Kagome glared, 'THOSE ARE MY EARRINGS! And, why the hell is she trying to get my guy?' she thought.

Nodding she smiled, 'Oh yeah! He's hot!' She was dragged out of her thoughts by a loud, "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" Everyone was snickering, even Itsuki. She pretended to snicker too, just to blend in.

Sesshomaru had a look of complete and utter satisfaction. Kagome cocked an eyebrow at him. He blew her a small kiss. She smiled as he hinted to the kitchen. "OH YES I HAVE JUST REMEMBERED THAT I HAVE SOMETHING IN THE OVEN! GOODDAY TO YOU ASSHOLES!" she said it in a very slow manner as if she were talking to morons.

The demon lord stood, "I think I'll go help her with that thing!" he strode off. Kagura glared. Something was up. She grinned malevolently, "Hey guys, wanna play 'Spys'?" all the drunks cheered.

"What did you tell her, Sesshomaru?"

"To go sick Naraku on Taro. She got a tad pissed. I think she he a thing for him. And, I can't say he isn't a catch…" he said the last part under his breath. She turned her head," What was that?" "I love you..?" She nodded and sat on the counter.

She looked at her nails then broke the silence, "Hey, Sesshomaru? What land is Taro from? And Itsuki too." Sesshomaru thought for a moment then sat beside her.

"Taro is from the COUNTRY across the ocean, and Itsuki is merely the Prince of the north. He rules over all the other demons there. In truth he's an idiot." Kagome laughed and laid her head on his shoulder.

All of a sudden loud music shook the house. Kagome screamed and clung to Sesshomaru. He grinned, "That is more like it." He kissed her eyelid. Another loud sound and Blink 182's "Happy Holidays You Bastard" was heard. Everyone was laughing.

Kagome jumped up and ran out. Her eyes grew wide. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" she yelled. All the demons had her backpack and were rummaging through it. They had found her boom box and had put in a CD, unaware of what it was. The boys also had her black frilly thongs on their head.

Kagura had a dildo in one hand and one examining it. "Kagome!" he words were slurred, "What is this?" she turned it on and it began to vibrate. Everyone leapt up and screamed, "IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"

Kagome blushed and grabbed it before Sesshomaru could walk out and see it. All of a sudden the door slammed open and in walked Naraku. He was dressed in: (no one comment unless your laughing about it please!) a short black leather skirt, a tank top and fishnets with tall red leather boots.

"LOOK AT ME! I AM GORGEOUS!" he said. Kagome's jaw dropped. She ran up to him and poked him in the chest.

"THAT WAS MY FAVORITE OUTFIT! NOW YOU"VE STRETCHED IT OUT FATTY!" she yelled. Naraku looked hurt. Everyone around watched in amusement; even Sesshomaru was snickering in the doorway.

Naraku pointed to himself," Moi? Fat? I think not! I have a fabulous body!" he saw the dildo clutched in Kagome's fist. He poked it and found it moved. He squealed with joy. "CAN I HAVE THAT!" he asked in a n excited manner.

Kagome stared and reluctantly gave it to him. He danced around in the boots for a while then darted of, "BRING BACK MY CLOTHES!" she cried after him, but he was too far to hear anything.

Then everyone started to laugh. Kagome slid down to the floor and began to laugh herself. It was like they we are all on drugs…. Just then her CD (which had random songs on it) skipped to Weezers' song: We are all on drugs.

They laughed harder.

Kagome jumped on the bed and sighed heavily. The lords had left and SHE was stuck cleaning it up! LI SOME MAID! Kagura had run off with Itsuki, and Taro was pissed (drunk) and fell off the balcony.

How he got up there undetected they never found out. Sesshomaru came in without a shirt. He wringed his hair free of all the water and then sat next to his mate. They sat in silence for awhile and then he leaned back to cuddle with her.

"I love you."

"I know."

"How?"

"I can feel Mr. Happy poking me on my leg." Sesshomaru fell off the bed. Kagome laughed and kissed his palm. "I love you to." Then they kissed as outside Itsuki, Kagura, Naraku and Taro played with Naraku's new best friend…. Take a wild guess people!

END FOR NOW!

HAHHA I loved this chapter! What about you? I didn't get that many reviews… but maybe this one will get me some! THIS WAS THE LAST CHAP! TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! If you have any ideas for a story you want me to write, I'll give you credit for the idea and try to fulfill your wishes.

Has to be:

Inuyasha of course!

Sess/Kag

Romance/Comedy

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Happy summer,

Blood Moon Nights