Ya okay this story is really messed up. Don't ask why I wrote it. I don't own anything and I will update my other storys later.

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Catherine woke up to the sound of her new kitten clawing at the closet door. "Reanitia, Come here!" She called creeping out of bed. In her slippers and two-piece nightgown, Catherine sleepily walked down to the hall to the hyper cat.

Reanitia sat full body staring inside the closet thought a small crack. Noticing her owner she lifted her head and cooed and odd meow. "What is it? Did you bring in a bird again?" Catherine asked stroking the cat’s head. Reanitia stood up and rubbed her owner a few time with her body then walked closer to the closet door. "I'll be right back. I am just going to grab a old yogurt to put your new finding in so we can put it out side." Catherine said as she headed off to her kitchen. The cat stayed and guarded her new friend.

Seconds later Catherine came back with a tub and a lid. Reanitia stayed where she was as Catherine open the door all the way. Catherine's eyes grew wide when she saw the ugly thing. Unable to hold it back, Catherine made a very loud and inhuman sound. This of curse this woke up Lindsay. Lindsay jumped out of bed and ran out of her bedroom to where her mother was.

When Lindsay got to the closet she saw her mother telling the cat to eat the monster from a chair she was standing on. Catherine had her spare 9mm gun in her hand and she had it pointed at the bug. "Mom... are you okay?" Lindsay asked kind of scared because her mom never did anything like this.

"BIGGGGGGGGG BUGGGGGGGGGGG!" Catherine screamed moving her gun a little to get Lindsay to look.

"Mom I think you need allot of help. I am going to call someone now..." Lindsay said as she walked to the nearest phone.

Catherine stood staring at the BIG BUG. Reanitia sat in front of it hitting it with her paw. With every hit the bug would make a hissing noise. "EWWWWWWWWW!" Catherine screamed.

About 10 minutes later Catherine heard the door open and foot steps coming closer. "HELP! THE BUG IS GOING TO KILL ME!" Catherine screamed. Reanitia looked up from the bug for a second then laid belly down on the floor next to the bug. The cat then hit it with her paw again. It made a long hissing sound. Lindsay ran into the room followed by Gil Grissom- The bug man.

"What the..." Grissom said.

Just then while every one was watching, Reanitia Bit the bug's head off. The bug's body still moved as Reanitia ate the head. "AHHHHHHHHHH!" Both Lindsay and Catherine screamed.

"Nooo!" Yelled Grissom, "That was my Mexican Hissing Cockroach!"

"That Big nasty monster was yours!" Catherine yelled. Just then the bug came closer to Catherine.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANNNNG!

"NoOoOoOoOoO! You killed my best friend!" Grissom yelled as he ran over to the dead Cockroach. "Fred! Fred talk to me!" The bug’s leg moved. "Nooooooooo!"

Lindsay broke out laughing. Just then the cat puked up the head.

"Nasty!" Catherine said slowly getting off of the chair, and turning to Grissom. "I am sooo soooo soooo sorry but it was going to eat me."

"Fred needs to had a proper barrel." Gil said picking up the pieces of the dead bug.

" Wow," Lindsay muttered, "adults are messed up." and with that Lindsay, Catherine, and Gil went to the cemetery.

Gil started to cry as he watched his Fred get placed in the ground. "Let us always remember Fred." Warrick the Reverend said as he started to read from the bible. All the CSIs had gathered to remember Fred the cockroach. Gil placed his head on Catherine’s shoulder. Lindsay looked at every one and started to laugh. They all turned around and started chase Lindsay (Except Catherine and Gil). While every one chased Lindsay thru the grave yard Catherine out of no where said, "Gil you where cheating on me with Fred!"

"No!" Gil said, "Catherine will you marry me?"

"Yesss!" Catherine yelled as every one stopped chasing Lindsay. All of a sudden a cake chariot came and drove Gil and Catherine off somewhere.

Nick and Sara (who where some of the people chasing Lindsay) turned to each other and said, "Will you marry me?" And then a muffin chariot drove them away.

Warrick looked around for a girl but could only find Brass. "Brass will you marry me” he asked.

"YESS!" screamed Brass then all of a sudden a house landed on them.

"OH WELL!" every one screamed as the headed home.

THE END