Devon stared blankly and watched Cody run around the island like an idiot. She was currently spinning around making beeping sounds that seemed to match the tune to some rap song, dancing without moving her hands. According to 'SnugglesIsDead', she was dancing like 'the chicks on the PS2 games!'.

"What is WRONG with you?" One girl asked, watching as the other pawed at the sand like a dog.

Cody stood up from her task of digging so fast that she nearly toppled over. "You shut up!" She called, breathing heavily as she pointed towards Devon . "You were just as hyper as I am only like- a half an hour ago." She said loudly and ran away from her friend.

"But MY HYPERNESS WORE OFF!" Devon screamed so that Cody would hear from where she was ripping grass out of the ground.

Cody straightened her back once again and sighed before walking over to Devon . "Yeah, well," She started and fell down onto her back in the sand. "What can I say? I take a nap in the middle of the day at home, I'm runnin' off of adrenaline here."

"So- what exactly are we gonna do- and what exactly happened?" Devon asked, lying back on the hot sands.

"You know I'm not sure." Cody said and watched Devon get up like a toddler- putting her hands on the ground to push herself up.

Devon stood up straight and looked around. "Do you really think that this is-"

"I don't even wanna think about it. Because if it were, the island is already burned, and that means that-"

"I know- and that would suck."

A few moments passed, with the two of them both in silent thought (though truthfully, Cody's head was pretty much empty). "Yanno," Cody said, and shifted a bit where she lay. "I'm sorry about that whole grass thing," She said, referring to just a few minutes before when she was pulling the innocent plant out of the ground. "That might have been a little overkill." The two of them started laughing and remained that way for quite some time. Finally, the two of them sighed simultaneously, then laughed about that a bit more, before quieting.

"You took a nap today." Devon said, looking down to Cody from where she was still standing, for no apparent reason. Cody screwed up her face and looked up at her, then cursed at the sun, which was behind her friend. "You said the reason you were so... psychotic, was that you were used to taking naps at home. We slept. So what now? Huh, huh?" She prodded, moving her arms about in a strange manner, and Cody looked at her with one eye.

After a moment of a staring contest, Devon shrugged and mumbled an apology and the two of them laughed a bit more.

"Hey," Cody said, sitting up so fast that she had to stabilize herself. "Wanna reenact the island scene?" She sobered and looked away shortly. "That sounded horrifically dirty."

Devon laughed and agreed. "Who's who?" She asked. "And deleted scenes or no?"

"Yes! And... you're her, because... you're standing and I'm lazy."

"You just wanna be Jack Sparrow!"

"Says you!" Cody once again sobered. "Perhaps." She said and then gave a manic laugh. "Ok go! You gotta walk around the island! Double-quick, too!"

Devon made a quick circle around Cody before stopping in front of her once again. "It's really not all that big, is it?" She said, pretending to tinker with a pistol in her hands.

"If you-" 'Elizabeth' started before stopping and hitting the on all fours. The island was small enough that she could see through the palms to the ocean on the other side, but something that had not been there before now caught her eye. Very slowly, and wide-eyed, Devon crawled closer to Cody, who was babbling on about being stuck on an island with someone who pretended to know the deleted scenes, but really fubbed them all up. Of course, then she was going on about the word 'fubbed'.

"Shut up." Devon said, and pointed. "Look."

Cody gave her a lame look, added one more comment about having a link to an online script, then turned and followed her companion's gaze. "What?" She asked, but then saw the same thing. They were silent for a moment before Cody vocalized what they were looking at. "A boat." She mumbled.

"Ship." Devon corrected, then looked at Cody, who rolled her eyes and gave a nice smack for the correction. "Where'd it come from?"

"A port, I'll wager." Cody said and moved to stand up after receiving her own smack. Before she could reach her feet, a quick breeze ran over the island, and suddenly two other people ran past them very quickly.

The two of them stared, slack jawed at the scene in front of them. Just as quickly as they approached, the two figures were past the girls, and a "Jack Sparrow, you give that back NOW!" carried back to them in the wind.

The two, unmistakably two leading characters in one very famous movie, stopped short, and slowly turned to face our two travelers. One Jack Sparrow stood staring, with two bottles of rum hugged to his chest like a child, and one Elizabeth Swann stood just a few feet closer that he, her hair blowing around in the wind, which was surprisingly NOT created by a crew of 50 techies behind her.

Cody looked at the scene in front of her before leaning back a bit and raising her eyebrows and drooping her eyes a bit. She titled her head toward Devon a bit and muttered, "I knew it was supposed to be a 'Jiz' story."

Devon shook her head and looked straight out to the ocean in front of her. "Snuggles,... I'm thinking... That we've gone insane... and if we have... please please please PLEASE can we drown her so I can have sexy Orlando Bloom?"

"Ew!" Cody said, moving her head in a circle to emphasize her word (for whatever reason) "And no, you freak, she's obviously into the pirate, SEE?" She pointed at the two, who were now looking back and forth at each other looking half guilty and half frightened.

Devon pouted for a moment. "Will's a pirate." Cody smirked at the face that Elizabeth made at that sentence.

"Dude. I'm SURE she wouldn't be heartbroken if you had him." Cody said, and watched as the 17th century woman scoffed and dropped her jaw. Apparently 'had him' was a... wonderful choice of words.

"Hey they're listening," Devon whispered, and they looked together at the supposed-fictional people. "What are we supposed to do?"

Cody pondered for a moment, still staring. Jack and Elizabeth's expressions were both unreadable once again, though Jack was leaning to one side to see girls better. "Yanno, another term for Jack and Elizabeth fiction is 'Lick'." She said lowly, and leaned towards ItalyRocks just a bit.

Devon turned to look at Cody for just a second before turning back to the strangers. "MOVE!" She shouted and the two of them started before looking at each other once again. "God, you people SUCK!"

Jack finally started walking towards them, holding the bottles out to his sides as he took uneven strides. "Pardon me, but why are you on my island?" He asked, moving his head about as he spoke.

"Don't move." Cody said to Devvy, holding her hand up and closing her eyes. After a few moments, she sighed and opened them again. "This is SO much better than having just a comforter with a picture of him on it."

"Your nails are really long." Noellani noted, looking at the hand that was still raised beside her.

"Wow yeah they are."

"Excuse us," Elizabeth said, and took only one step forward. "But he asked a question."

"We're..." Noellani started, looking around. "Marooned." She finished with a nod and a smirk.

Jack cocked his head to the side and looked around as well.

"But I walked around this island before, and I didn't see you."

"Oh yeah, we were picking bananas... er... coconuts! No-" Devon frowned and looked back at the plants growing on the island. "Grass. We were picking grass."

Cody let out a snicker and rolled her head back for a second. "Grass. We're potheads now."

"Heh, apparently."

"HEY!" Cody said, snapping out of the Captain Jack Sparrow induced daze. "Where'd you get those?" She asked, pointing at the two bottles of rum. "She burnt them all! It's a vile drink, remember!"

Elizabeth looked to Jack, who was in front of her, and then back to the girls. "I may have saved a few. And how did you-"

Devon held up a hand, and looked away. "That is SO typical. You're only, what? Eighteen? That's..." She shook her head and pressed a fist to her mouth.

Cody laughed in a manner that could be comparable to a Pauly Shore moment, and put a hand on her friend's shoulder. "It's okay."

"Well," Jack said, taking another couple of steps toward them. "I believe you have some explaining to do."

"That was an incredibly UN-Sparrow thing to say." Devon said without pause. "I'm beginning to be unimpressed."

"Hey did you know there's a boat coming?" Cody asked, pointing off behind her, nowhere near where the boat was.

"Yes, actually. And they'll be here shortly, so you'd best be persuading me to not leave you both behind." The Captain said, looking down his nose at them.

"He kinda sucks." Cody mumbled to Devon who suddenly snapped her head up.

"You mean I can have Bloom?"