W.I.T.C.H Know Your Stars

Victim One: Will Vandom

Will walked out onto a quiet and pretty dark stage. She looked around, confused and curious. There was a single chair in the center of the stage and nothing else.

“Hello? Anyone here? I was at school and when I blinked I ended up here…” She sighed and decided to sit on the chair. Maybe someone would help her. Suddenly, a hot stage light shined down on her.

“Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!” a voice from nowhere echoed. Will looked around, confused. “Will Vandom…”

“Hi!” she said with a nervous smile, giving a small wave. The voice cleared its throat and began again.

“Will Vandom, her hair smells like old cabbage and cheese.” Will looked confused.

“Huh? My hair does not smell like that…does it?” She took a lock of her hair and sniffed it. “No, it smells lightly of my raspberry scented shampoo and conditioner.”

“Will Vandom, she is secretly in love with Cedric, the lizard man.” Will’s jaw dropped in shock and disbelief as to what she had just heard.

“WHAT? Are you kidding me? Cedric is butt-ugly.” She crossed her arms in anger and the voice chuckled oh so slightly.

“Will Vandom, she’s four-timing on Matt, Cedric, Phobos, and me. -Sniff- How could you cheat on me like that?” Will stared up at the ceiling, her face turning red.

“Ok, one, I am not four-timing, five-timing, or any kind of timing anybody. Two, I don’t even know who you are. For what I can tell, you’re some freaky voice from nowhere. And three, I do NOT like Cedric!” she screeched.

“What about Phobos?” the voice asked slyly. Will gaped and shook it off.

“What about him? He’s my enemy!” she stated.

“Who you think is hott!” the voice laughed. Will’s face was bright scarlet. It was hard to tell if it was a blush of embarrassment or a blush of rage.

“I DO NOT YOU LYING GUM-FLAPPER!” she shouted.

“I’ve heard better comebacks from Cedric the lizard man, who you still like.” Will stomped her foot.

“I DO NOT LIKE THAT FREAK! AND I HATE YOU!” she screamed, standing up. (She was sitting when she stomped her foot)

“Sit down Will, I’ll make it up to you.” Will huffed and sat back down, tapping her nails on the wooden arm rests.

“Will Vandom, I’ve got her diary in my hands as we speak.” Will screamed in rage.

“YOU THEIF! GIVE ME MY DIARY!” she yelled. The voice wasn’t listening to her.

“Hmm…‘Dear Diary, Matt was so cute playing with the puppies today. The whiskers on his chin were so manly.’”

“HEY! STOP IT!”

“‘We fought Cedric today. He sure was ugly. Still, I was kidnapped again and got to see Phobos. -Sigh- He’s sooooooo dreamy.’ Ah HA! There’s the proof, it’s written right here in her diary.”

“How do they know you really have my diary? How do they know you didn’t make it up or that it’s YOUR diary?”

“Because, in my diary, I wrote Irma looks hott. She’s so much hotter then you.” Will blinked and stared for a second.

“Ok, that’s it. Where are you, I will SO hurt you.” She stood up, holding up the heart of Candracar.

“Now you know Will Vandom.”

“No they don’t, they know nothing about me. They think my hair smells like old cabbage and cheese, they think I’m four-timing, they think I like you, Phobos, and Cedric, which I don’t, and they think Irma is hotter then me. That one I can’t really answer if it’s true or false.”

“Now you know, Will Vandom.”

“No they don’t. Where are you? I’m gonna get my lawyer and sue you. You hear me? SUE YOU!”

HAHA! I love that part of “All that” it’s so frigid funny. Next is Irma. Heh heh, wait till ya hear what I’m gonna have in store for her. Flames are NOT welcome but friendly suggestions and friendly criticism are allowed.