Hiya, I got bored in English and needed a laugh, so I wrote this. Completely separate from my other fanfiction (please read and review I need help) Secret Revenge, and far more light-hearted and OOC. Hope you enjoy. It also gives me a chance to put romance in seeing as the characters are ahem amended ahem anyway.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot – I own nothing, except the plot and the OOCness. :P

"Ok, Butler, my mother will be returning in a week. We have 7 days to clear up this mess."

The towering bodyguard snorted, mess was hardly the right description. The experiment into particle rearrangement had not gone quite according to plan. Not Artemis' fault (the postman had arrived at the wrong moment) but now the entire house, well, you could just make out the walls, floors and ceilings – not much else. It was a good thing he had thought to remove all the furniture prior to the "test".

"It's only 4 floors, a basement and an attic as well as the main entrance hall. That's exactly 6 rooms per day. Easy."

Butler snorted again. Artemis may be a good liar but even he couldn't convince a goblin that sorting this "ahem" situation would be easy. "Well we had better get started then. Won't be too bad, I assume you know somewhere we can obtain 50 meter ladders from don't you?"

"Ah yes, the hallway, I had been pondering that."

"Good. Well let you pondering turn into workable ideas and we may bring our chances of success from 1 in a millions to 1 in a thousand." Butler was still convinced that the best thing to would be blow the entire place up and say there had been some extremely angry redevelopers over to pay a call. Unfortunately for him, the prodigy felt a certain attachment to his home, or it may just have been the money needed to buy the explosives necessary for the demolition of such a secure building. Either way, redecoration it was. This was worse than the TV programs.

"I think I may have got it…"

"That is indeed nice to know, care to share it with the class… preferably before Juliet returns with the paint."