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Hawk: Wow, been awhile huh? I'm sorry about that, school and all my other activities have been really taking up my time so this is the first chance I got to update.

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"I KNEW that Jerkwad bozo was lying!" Sam declared hugging her father's arm tightly. He carefully helped her into the car putting on her seat belt.

"Sam where did you learn that langu-…" He looked over at Jack and sighed, "Nevermind…"

"Where are we going?" Jack asked as Jacob lifted Daniel in next strapping him securely next to Sam in the middle seat.

"Back to the SGC," answered Jacob taking Jack to the other side of the car and putting him in.

"Why?" Jack asked.

"Because we need for you three to be safe." Jacob answered patiently.

"Why?" Jack said in a whiny voice.

"Because we care about you," Jacob responded taking a breath.

"Why?" All three of them asked. Jacob scowled and felt Selmac's amusement, "Okay that's enough of that you three, all you need to know is that we need to get back."

"Oh…" The three sighed in unison.

Jacob nodded to himself and climbed into the car turning on the ignition.

"PENGY!" Daniel cried.

"What!" Jacob blinked looking into the backseat.

"Pengy's gone Pengy's gone!" Daniel cried. Jack looked around the backseat.

"You're right, Sergeant Pengy must have been left back on the alien planet."

"Alien planet?" Jacob asked almost afraid to hear the answer. He wished he could glare at his symbiote who was laughing in the back of his head.

"McDonalds," Sammy clarified. Jacob shook his head, "Listen Danny, he's just a—"

"NO ONE GET'S LEFT BEHIND!" Jack declared, "EVEN IF HE IS JUST A SERGEANT!"

"YEAH! OR JUST A PENGUIN… THING!" Sammy shouted in agreement. Jack started trying to struggle out of his seat belt.

"Sit still Jack, I'll go get him okay?" Jacob sighed, "What does he look like?"

"He's black and white," Daniel sniffed, "And he's fluffy and his eyes move and he has orange feet!"

"Okay, don't worry I'll get him, you three stay here." Jacob ordered. Then he remembered their capacity for trouble, "I mean it you three, don't MOVE," The three nodded in unison. Jacob nodded back and turned on the radio, "Here, you can listen to this until I come back okay? Don't move."

"Yes Daddy!" Sammy said giving a salute. Jack and Daniel followed the suite. Jacob went off back to the 'alien planet' to rescue Sergeant Pengy.

"Don't worry Daniel! My Daddy will rescue Pengy, he's gone on lots of rescue missions before," Sammy said confidently. Daniel nodded and sniffed again calming down.

"So, what do you think SGC stands for?" Jack asked thoughtfully.

"Super Great Company?" Sammy suggested. Jack shook his head, "Nah, I'll bet it's Sleeping Gorilla's Creameries," He licked his lips. Sammy giggled shaking her head, "No no! It's Silly Gumboots Corporation!" Daniel started to laugh momentarily forgetting about Pengy's peril just as Jack had planned it, "What do you think Danny?"

"Star Gazing Crowd," He declared. The other two shrugged.

"Eh closer than ours," Sammy giggled. The front door driver's seat was suddenly pulled open and some guy in his teen's jumped in. Jack made a move to get out of the car but Sammy stopped him.

"Daddy said to stay here," She whispered softly. Jack nodded unhappily.

Jacob came just in time to see the car speed away, a little black and white furbie in his hand.

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Mike sighed in relief the snatch had gone on without a hitch. The guy must have been going to grab a burger or something and left the key in the ignition. Now all he had to do was sell the damn thing. He changed the radio station.

"Hey! We were listening to that!" someone protested. The car squealed to a halt. Mike looked back in horror. Not one, but three kids sat in the car seat staring back at him, "Oh no…" He muttered staring at them, "What are you doing back there?" he said in disbelief. How did he miss this?

"Waiting for Daddy to go save Sergeant Pengy," the little girl answered.

"Oh God…" Mike breathed falling back into his seat, he was doomed, he couldn't take these kids with him. If he was caught not only would he get charged for car theft but kidnapping! Curses ran through his head. He couldn't go back, that was for bloody well certain. He would dump them at some gas station or something. They would be found eventually. He nodded to himself deciding that's exactly what he was going to do.

"Umm, Mister?" The one with the glasses asked.

"Yes?" Mike asked his hands shaking slightly on the steering wheel starting the engine again heading taking the turn off so they were on the highway.

"Where are you taking us?"

"Uhh… for ice cream!" Mike answered his voice breaking with stress. It was the first thing he could think of. The last thing he needed was a bunch of screaming kids shattering what was left of his nerves.

"But we just had Mcdonalds," the older boy protested.

"Yeah, I'm full!" the girl pouted.

"I feel sick…" the boy with glasses muttered holding his stomach, "My tummy feels funny,"

"No it doesn't!" Mike blurted in panic, "No no no, you cannot get sick on me kid, PLEASE don't get sick. Think of something else, say the alphabet backwards!"

"ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA!" The little boy said quickly not one pause between the letters, "It's not helping!" he wailed.

"Do it in Egyptian!" Sammy suggested.

"That's easier!" Daniel said his head low his hands on his mouth.

"Talk to us in a another language." the older boy suggested rubbing the little boys back. The boy was talking a mile a minute in something that sounded like… Russian?

"Now I'm going to be sick," Mike said banging his head on the top of the steering wheel.

"STOP THE CAR!" the little boy yelled. The car squealed to a halt once again pulling off to the side and the kid crawled over the girl and jumped out of the car to empty his stomach. After a few minutes he crawled back in wiping his mouth.

"I don't think that alien food agreed with me Jack…" The little boy sniffled.

"Hey, it's okay Daniel, you're used to other stuff," the older boy said patting Daniel on the back as he once again climbed over the girl to regain his seat in the middle.

"Thank you Sammy, thanks Jack," the little boy said rubbing his eyes under his glasses. Mike was hyperventilating now.

"Hey Mister, you okay? You look like you've seen an unas!" Sammy declared. Mike took a deep breath, "I'm cool, I'm calm, I'm fine," He said trying to convince himself, "Listen kids I'm gonna take you to a friend of mine, he's going to take care of you for awhile okay?" He couldn't take this anymore. He would drop the kids off at his roommates. He would show off the car to his buddies and then he would sell it or dump it.

"But what about Daddy?" Sammy asked, "He told us to stay here and listen to the radio." Jack nodded crossing his arms, "Are you stealing Sammy's Daddy's car?"

"Uh… no… I'm borrowing it," Mike answered.

"You should return it soon," Daniel suggested, "We need to go back to the SGC."

"What's the SGC?" asked Mike distractedly running over his plan again over and over in his mind.

"Supreme Gnomes Candles! It's a military base," Sammy chirped, "That's where Daddy works."

"WHAT!" Mike cried in terror. MILITARY? He sped up. The sooner he dumped these kids on Jordan the better.

"So…" Jack said after awhile, "What's your name?"

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Mike led kids up the stairs into a run down apartment. Jack liked the set up. There were posters and pictures of stars and constellations and planets. The sofa looked comfy and there was a HUGE T.V. despite the shabbiness of the building. Faintly he could hear Madam Butterfly in the background.

"JORDAN!" Mike shouted.

"Yeah?" someone called back. A teenager with blond hair and blue eyes stuck his head out of the room where the music was coming from.

"Could you look after these guys for me while I go to work?" Mike pleaded. Jordan snorted in disbelief.

"Work? You're working now?" Jordan leaned against the door and shook his head looking over at the three kids.

"Who are they anyways? And what makes you think I wanna baby-sit?"

"Come on Jordan, just this one favour!"

"On top of ten others," Jordan said rolling his eyes, "Fine, but you're cleaning the fridge this weekend.

"Ewww… deal!" Mike scrunched his nose. He quickly left before Jordan could change his mind. Jordan studied the three children in front of him.

"So… what did Mike do and why are you here anyways?" Jordan sighed falling down on the sofa.

"He borrowed Daddy's car," Sammy answered. Jordan sat up straight, "That idiot did what?"

"He borrowed Daddy's car." Sammy repeated.

"WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS!" Jordan yelled angrily, "IS HE TRYING TO GET ME ARRESTED FOR KIDNAPPING NOW?"

"Don't worry Mr. Jordan!" Jack said brightly, "We'll protect you!" Jordan stared at him for a moment he gave an exasperated sigh, "… you guys hungry?"

Daniel quickly shook his head.

"No thanks Mr. Jordan," Sammy answered for them, "We had McDonalds and Daniel got sick."

"Oh," Jordan said sighed again, then smiled at them, "So, what do you guys wanna play?"

"SOLDIERS!" Sammy and Jack shouted in unison. The little boy adjusted his glasses and shook his head, "Sleepy…"

"Okay then," Jordan said kindly, "Here," He picked up the little boy and placed him on the couch with a blanket and then handed him the remote, "You can watch T.V. until you fall asleep. He turned to the two little kids in front of him, "As for you two, I call leader!"

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Daniel heard Jordan's and the other's giggles in the background as he woke up. He had fallen asleep immediately and he yawned stretching out a little. He didn't feel like playing so he turned on the T.V. the news was on. He stared at it for a moment and watched in dismay.

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"JACK!" Jordan jumped up as he heard the boy scream in terror. He ran over to the little boy who was staring at the T.V. Before he could ask what was wrong the older boy was at Daniel's side.

"What's wrong Danny?"

"Jack! Sammy! The… the T.V. It's the wrong time, it's the wrong time!" Daniel repeated over and over.

Wrong time?

"It's been two days remember? The Jerkwad Bozo kidnapped us don't worry." Jack said trying to calm the boy.

"Not DAYS Jack YEARS! Look at the T.V.!" The little boy commanded.

What were they talking about? What was wrong? Jordan wondered at his stared at the children.

"Oh my God!" Sammy and Jack gasped when the news came on again.

"What year is it?" Jack asked sharply turning to Jordan. He saw determination in those brown eyes.

"2004." Jordan answered finally after a very long pause. Daniel bit his lip.

"Jack?"

"We're in trouble." Jack responded.

"This is impossible!" Sammy declared, "There hasn't been any disruption or anything, other than the Stargate we haven't gone through anything weird! We saw Daddy! When could this have happened?

Stargate? He stared at the three children in front of him.

"Sammy, Jack, we've been in the future the whole time," Daniel said quietly.

"Huh?" Jack blinked.

"Think of all the stuff that we've seen, remember when that woman used a 'cell' to call the police? Remember how the people at the SGC wouldn't let us watch TV?" He looked up, "We've been in the future from the start!"

"Uh… Daniel… I agree with you but… umm…" Sammy paused, "Listen, the problem is that we knew stuff too. Remember Jack talking about the Olsen Twin people? And me knowing about Sponge-bob?"

"And I keep remembering weird things," Daniel said, "That I didn't know before… remember when the Jerkwad Bozo said that my parents died in a desert?"

Jordan winced at this as the others nodded.

"… I remembered them being crushed by a rock…"

They all looked horrified.

"Come to think of it, didn't Mr. Apophis say something about how we changed?" Jack gasped.

"And the giant Carpenter ant guy! He said we weren't clones or something!" Sammy said her blue eyes bright with tears.

"Jack… I think… I think that we're supposed to be older…" Daniel said finally.

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