Holy crap! Another chapter? O.o I'm on a roll, baby! XD Well, not really... I'm sick. :( (12:10 to be exact) I had fun though. And I'm happy some of the fans came back and reviewed! You guys rule!

Disclaimer: I do not own Hamtaro or anything else in this story, except for me, and my OCs XD And Karolek belongs to my friend on , Ollie is da bomb!

Chapter 8: Too Much Cotton Candy or Biting Solid Objects Lead to Dire Consequences

"Welcome back to the Dare Show!" Star welcomed happily. "I'm Starlight!"

"I'm Burning Claw." The red head standing beside Star added. After that, there was a long silence between them. "Hey... where's Chibi?"

Then, a tall man in a gray suit and glasses walks into the studio. It also looked like he was balding a little. He was carrying a brief case and was talking to someone on his cell phone. He hung up and turned around to the audience.

"Hello. I am the producer or the Dare Show, I.R. Loste." The man said plainly.

"Then how did you find your way back?" Stan joked. The man glared at him.

"Do NOT make fun of my name!" Mr. Loste snapped. He turned around and cleared his throat. "I am here to make an announcement that Ja- err... 'Chibi' is unable to make it into this episode. She has a few appointments to make."

Meanwhile

"Oh COME ON, Mom!" Chibi yelled at the woman across from her on the bus. "If you want me to have straight teeth, then give me braces, not take me to get my teeth yanked! It'll hurt less! You know I hate needles!"

"You know that surgery will cost money, a plain trip to the dentist will be less money." The woman, known as Chibi's mom, said. "You've survived with normal fillings, you'll be fine." Chibi crossed her arms and looked out the window.

Back at the Studio!

"Well, let's start with a dare from 'It me Who The F- do you think' ..." Burning Claw began the dare frenzy. "Man, Chibi would have loved to say that." After that a faint 'SCREW YOU BURN-SEMPAI!' was heard from far away.

"They dare Boss to bungee jump from a twig, and for Cappy to sell his favourite cap." Star continued. "Let's look in on Boss right now" The screen above them turned on, showing Boss on a tree with a thick cord tied to a flimsy twig. Boss wobbled onto the end of the branch.

"My will is in the mailbox!" He shouts at the camera, as he jumps off the tree, plunging to what he thought was certain death. Boss closed his eyes, waiting for the sound of a stick breaking. To his surprise, he bounced back up to the tree, landing stomach first into the branch. He looks back at the camera with an expression mixed with shock and relief. "What the hell was that?" On the other camera, Star burst out laughing.

"You idiot." She chuckled, wiping a year from her eye. "Did you really think we would kill you off?" Burning claw stepped up to the mic.

"We are not aloud to kill off anyone. If so, we'll be sued." The tall red head explained. "That's why Bijous back. Now get back over here, it's Cappy's turn." He turned over to the sobbing Cappy on the computer with Star.

"I know this is hard Cappy," She comforted the poor soul staring at the Ebay page. "but it has to be done." That didn't make the brunette feel any better, Cappy still continued mourning for his iconic green cap. A little ping was heard from the computer. Star looked up at the Ebay screen and gasped. Cappy looked up at the shocked girl with a confused look on his tear stained face.

"What's wrong?" He asked, cocking his head to the side slightly. Star pointed at the screen. Cappy turned his head as his big brown eyes widened. He jumped out of the chair and started dancing around. "YEAH YEAH YEAH! I AM RICH!" The rest of the ham hams looked at him.

"What are you taking about, Cappy?" Panda asked his friend. Cappy started bouncing up and down.

"There was a huge auction for my hat, there were a lot of bids!" He started to explain. "And one fan girl, she must be filthy rich. She bought my cap for over 100, 000 dollars!" All of the ham hams gasped and started cheering on their bright-eyed companion, along with the audience. Burning claw clapped and turned back to the audience.

"I'm sure we are all happy, but we can't stop the show." He said with a tone similar to a certain man who goes by 'Kyouya Ootori'. "We have a massive dare list from miss Satu-Suzu. Since our midget-" A rock hits him in the head. "-I mean host, Chibi, is busy waiting for torture to her teeth, we shall bring Satu down." Satu-Suzu runs down from the audience and takes her list.

"Hi everyone!" She greeted the audience. "I dare... Snoozer to attack Spat, Stan to fight a rock, Spat to turn into a duck and Hamtaro to learn a different language and speak it to someone fluent in it for an hour. " She gasps for breath after the long request. The coffee hopped boy named Snoozer wildly looked at Spat. He grinned as he ran and tackled Spat, who yells in shock.

"Dude what the heck!" Spat screamed as Snoozer started tickling him. Snoozer shot a psychotic look at the terrified soul.

" WHERE ARE MY COFFE BEANS!" He shouted. Spat pushed the lunatic off of him and got up.

"Pffft... If you wanted coffee beans, just ask." Spat brushed off his jeans and pointed in one direction. "They are that wa-" He stopped abruptly, sine he was now small with a bill and clad in feathers. "QUACK!" Snoozer gasped.

"Spat! My only source to the caffieniey goodness... IS NOW A DUCK!" A devastated Snoozer cried. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Star walks up to Snoozer with a can of Pepsi. (A/N: BEST SODA EVER!)

"Try some of this." She suggested. "This is what Chibi gets her energy from." The caffeine addict opened the can and took a sip, and grinned.

"I-I..." He paused. "I FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON!" He chugged the can and started his countless laps around the studio. Star laughs and looks at Stan.

"Your turn."

"Yeah yeah." The flirtatious twin said plainly. He looks at the rock with an over confident look. "You wanna piece of me, Rocky?" He started for the rock and tackled it. He started rolling around, paw batting it like a cat. Then, he did one of the stupidest things ever. Stan opened his mouth wide and took a big bit into the rock.

It was the stupidest thing ever, indeed.

"!"

Two men took the whining Stan and dragged him off. Burning claw walk over to the platform where the TV shows Stan waiting in the dentist office.

Office

"Man." Stan said in a huff, with icepacks tied to either cheek. "I hate the dentist."

"You and me both, dude." Chibi said slouching in her chair, beside Stan. A woman with long black hair, wearing a lot of make up walked into the waiting room.

"Miss..." She looked at her clipboard. "Chibi. You can come in now."

"Well." The blonde stood up. "I'm next on the hit list. Nice knowing you." She walked into the room, with the woman following behind. Stan gulped and waved.

Studio

Hamtaro reads a "How to Speak Russian" book and closes it.

"Okay I'm ready!" Hamtaro calls out, smiling. Burning claw comes out with a red haired young man, with sky blue eyes and a mask similar to one named 'Kakashi Hatake'.

"What the hell am I doing here?" The man hissed at Burning claw. "I'm not even apart of this." Burning claw glares at the man.

"Listen, Karolek, you are the only one Chibi knows that speaks Russian!" Burning claw snaps. "Plus, be lucky I'm not going to kill you." Karolek gulped and sighed.

"Alright." Karolek walks over to Hamtaro and sighs. "Привет, как ты? (Hello, how are you?)" Hamtaro tilts his head and thinks. He gets the idea and looks through the book.

"Я обнаружил фиолетовым верблюда. Вы? (I'm a purple spotted camel. You?)" The orange haired hamster answered gleefully. Karolek give Hamtaro a look.

"Вы же понимаем, вы называете себя фиолетовым пятнами на верблюдах, правда? (You do realize you called yourself a purple spotted camel, right?)"

"Я могу крестом на моих глазах. (I can cross my eyes.)" Karolek slaps his forehead at Hamtaro's answer.

'This is going to be a long hour.'

Hour later

"Шоколадное молоко делает большое мыло! (Chocolate milk makes great soap! )" Hamtaro says with a grin, while Karolek has a shocked look on his face. The bell, saying that an hour is up.

"Thank GOD it's done!" The red head yells, as he walks out." Next time Chibi asks for a favour to talk a foreign language with someone, tell her I say 'Go find someone else!' " He slams the door.

"Well, we have ran out of dares for today." Star sighed. "Guys, please send in more dares than this. A lot of dares means a happy Chibi, and she's gonna need it. Spread the word!" Snoozer runs to the camera, and crashes into it.

"Chapter 8…. d-done." He slides off the lenses.

Okay dudes, I am lacking dares right now. And depending how many I get, the next chapter may be the last. We don't want that to happen. So, read, review and send in those dares!

Oh and about Karolek, go to my profile and click on the link to learn a tiny bit more, I have drawn some stuff if you need reference. X3;;