Ahh yes, I have been meaning to write a Chaotix fic but haven’t got into the mood until now as I have been very uninspired and became a review whore. Shamed with my selfishness, I forgot why I started writing fan fics. It was because I wanted to write them, not because other people like or dislike what I do. Though if other people like my work that’s great but I cannot be ruled upon what I do and when I do it, now before I forget what I was about to write about here is chapter 1.

Espio, Charmy, Mighty and Vector stood at the foot of a huge yellow sky scraper in the middle of station square.

Most the windows were broken, one of the doors was coming off the hinges and there was a dead furry hanging out of one of the broken windows, stabbed on the glass.

“…and as a fung shway expert I can say that this building is 91 good luck.” The real estate agent said.

“What about the corpse in the window?” Espio asked.

“And at no extra cost.” The real estate agent replied.

“Are there any schools nearby?” Mighty asked.

“What do we care?” Vector asked. “We don’t have any kids… except Charmy and he’s a detective. Detectives don’t need to know anything they just go on instinct I mean none of us finished school.

“That’s why were self employed.” Espio replied.

“Shut up!” Vector said.

“Well it is important to think about resale.” Charmy said, flying in a loop.”

Vector rubbed his temples. “Uhh listen guys this is the new home of the Chaotix crew detective agency, and now since the bank finally accepted my loan we can buy it.”

“How did you get the bank to cover us and the insurance to do the place up?” Mighty asked.

flashback Vector is at the front of a huge line at the bank as a furry with a pistol and a mask bursts in shooting at the ceiling.

“Alright everybody down!” The gun man yelled.

Vector turned around and accidentally tripped the gunman who cracked his head on the corner of a table as he fell.

Everyone got up cheering.

“Nice work MR Crocodile.” the bank manager said. “If you’re as good as you have just demonstrated, the bank will be more than happy to pass your loan through.”

“Just doing my job pal.” Vector said smugly.

End Flashback

“It’s complicated.” Vector replied.

“You’ll take it then? Marvelous!” The real estate agent replied, exploding randomly because I’m the author and can do spooky things to your head!

“Well let’s check the damage on the place.” Vector said as he and the team pushed the door open breaking it.

“Ganna need a new door.” Mighty said.

“Hey wow they go a fireman’s pole!” Charmy squealed, flying around it several times.

“We could install a lift.” Espio said. Looking at a corner of the room.”

“I’m Ganna check upstairs.” Vector said, walking up.

“Save the top room for me!” Charmy yelled, flying up the pole hole to the very top.

Vector walked back down. “Well this place is perfect. Let’s call in some contractors to fix the place up then well be up and running.”

5 weeks later the sky scraper had been totally transformed. Electronic doors, carpeted floors a reception desk and leisure room on the second floor with the guys separate rooms on the 3rd,4th,5th and 6th floor, The pole had been kept and cleaned and all the windows had been replaced.

“Hey Mighty, did you put the ads out in the paper like I asked?” said Vector

“It’s all taken care of boss.” Mighty replied, lying down on a black sofa and switching the large widescreen TV on.

“Good! Soon every one shall know of our services.” Vector said, pouring himself a cup of coffee.”

The service bell rang and Charmy flew down the pole hole. “I’ll get it!” He said.

“Hi.” Charmy said.

“Ohh, hi Charmy.” Amy said. “I herd you were looking for a receptionist.”

“Hold on a second.” Charmy said, flying back up the hole. “Hey Vector! It’s the Amy girl she’s asking about the receptionist job and she’s cute too! We don’t want a bossy or ugly receptionist!”

“Not so fast Charmy, ask her the 3 main questions, here are the answers now go will ya! It’s to early in the day for me to move or care.” Vector replied.

“OK!” Charmy replied, flying back to Amy.

“Sorry about that.” Charmy said.

“Don’t worry about it.” Amy replied.

“OK as a member of the Chaotix Crew you need to be able to do certain things, so can you use a phone?” Charmy asked.

“Yes.” Amy replied.

“A computer?” Charmy asked.

“Uh huh.”

“Do you like pie?”

“What? Amy asked, confused.

“Come on say yes! Everyone loves pie!”

“Sure I guess.” Amy said giggling.

“OK Amy, your hired, here are a copy of the keys to the office and you may now join the rest of us upstairs for breakfast!” Charmy said, flying back up the hole.

“Hi guys.” Amy said, waving nervously.

“Yo!” Mighty replied.

“Hello.” Vector said.

“Morning.” Espio replied, looking up from the paper.”

“Don’t just stand there!” Charmy said. “Make yourself at home, raid the fridge, and watch TV use the toilets!”

“Ohh OK.” Amy said, crashing on the sofa next to Mighty and taking a huge burp.

“Ok she’s settled in nicely.” Mighty said.

“So anyway, I was wondering why do you guys need a receptionist if no one uses the reception desk.” Amy asked.

“You can I you want, we just needed someone to phone people and answer the phone to order pizza tell sales people were to get off and for our next assignments as such.” Vector explained.

“So my job is just sitting on my ass, talking on the phone and watching TV with a bunch of slobs?”

“We prefer the term “energetically unable” but pretty much.” Mighty said, scratching his stomach.

“Do you know how many people would kill to have my job?” Amy asked.

“Meh first come first serve.” Vector replied.

The phone rang. (A/N how rare!)

Chaotix crew detective agency, Amy rose speaking how may I be of service?” Amy asked, sinking farther into the sofa.

“OK well get right on that.”

“OK guys.” Amy said. One of Eggman’s battleships landed in this guys back yard he wants you to shift it.”

“Mighty, get off your ass and bring it back, we’ll sell it for scrap later.” Vector said.

“Aww can’t I have it? Please! Please! Please! Vector I’ve always wanted my own battle ship ohh please!”

“Were the heck are you Ganna put a battle ship Charmy?” Mighty asked, stretching.

“We could stick it on top of the building, or we could modify it into a space ship and stick it to the side of the building incase Martians what a job or something!” Charmy replied.

“… You’re an idiot Charmy!” Vector said.

“Please, you can make it my birthday present!”

“Your birthday was 2 months ago.” Espio said, taking a bite from his toast.

“And? Neither of you got me a present!”

“That’s because we don’t like you.” Mighty teased.

“Aww you guys are no fun!”

“Aww look at him guys.” Amy said. “Let him keep the battle ship.”

“Yeah! Listen to the cute receptionist!” Charmy whined.

“Ok!” Vector said. Mighty bring the kid the battle ship.”

“Yay!” Charmy squealed

”And you!” Vector said. Here is 20 rings now go away and leave us alone for the day! Sheesh!”

“Eye! Eye Sir!” Charmy said taking the monies and flew away.

“Well I’m off Mighty said. Sliding down the pole.

“See ya Mighty!” Amy said.

“Hey pick us up some doughnuts will you?” Vector called.

“Up you’re ass Vector!” Mighty replied, disappearing.”

“Espio, go fetch us some doughnuts will you?”

“Shall I use my ninja skizzels?” Espio asked.

“No that wont be necessary, we can pay for them now.” Vector replied.

“Roger!” Espio said cracking his neck, back and fingers. “Before I go, Amy don’t trust Vector he’s scum.” Espio grinned, before he diapered down the pole.

“Yeah well excuse me Espio, but just because you go “fast and undetected” in the sack doesn’t mean you can bad mouth others!”

“Amy giggled, as she turned the TV channel over.

End chapter one.

OMG! Will might succeed in his mission will Espio get the doughnuts and will Charmy ever shut up?... What do you or I care? God my head hurts 5 15 in the morning people I have brain pain