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MAJOR SPOILERS for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Don't say I didn't warn you.

This poem isn't meant to be serious or perfect. It is a silly piece of rhyme.

HBP in Verse

Fudge was always an idiot

He rocks up to the tune of a portrait

Complaining about what he got

The new minister is a little late.

Cissy and Bella out for a walk

Off to see dear Severus, the fake,

Cissy really wants to spill and talk

She wants him to save Drake.

Harry snoring by the window

Dumbie appears and makes some noise

The Dursleys, shocked, watch them go

Man this Horace has no poise.

Safe and snug at the Burrow

OWLs and Quidditch Captain

All want to kill Fleur before tomorrow

Follow Draco to B & B – he goes in.

They jump on that locomotive

Harry is stupid and plays spy

Malfoy is cruel after sharing his motive

Stupid spy left bloody with wide eye.

Snape is DADA, Horace is Potions

This doesn't seem at all sage.

We go through all the schooly motions

Harry learns things from HBP's page.

Memories in Dumbie's hours

Quidditch and bad play

Ron and Hermione's relationship sours

Harry follows Drake all day.

What about poor Ron?

Or should I say Won Won?

Then Harry and Ginny shared a kiss

Hear those H/Hr shippers hiss.

We're on the trail of spirit things

Snape and Malfoy look a little suss

Apparating is faster than wings

Dumbie and Harry involved in a fuss.

The undead being such a blast

Dumbie is in such a bad state

Harry gets him out fast -

Woo! It's war with those we hate!

We all knew Snape was an evil git

What gets us is that Dumbie knew squat

He also didn't expect that Avada hit

He drank that foul stuff and for what?

The Death Eaters leave

With Snape (who is the HBP)

Leaving good guys to breathe

Dead Dumbie for all to see.

Now Harry wants to hit back

He is giving school the flick

He'll watch Fleur in that wedding sack

Then do something thick.