|To Find The Way To Cameron's Stargate
Author: bunsdarien PM
SlashyHet tones. COMPLETED. Vala just loves to Torment Daniel. Cameron comes along for the ride... As does the rest of the SGC. Season 10 spoilers.Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor - D. Jackson & C. Mitchell - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 01-08-07 - Published: 07-16-05 - Status: Complete - id: 2487583
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Title: To Find The Way To Cameron's Stargate(Real title) Just thought it was too risque
Category: Humor(hope) Slash/Het (they all wish) Sexual innuendo
Rating: M MATURE (R)
Pairings: Tons (all in their dreams ;))
Spoilers: SEASON NINE!
Synopsis: Cameron's lost. Everyone wants to help him... Find his way
Notes: Un'beta'd. Just saw Avalon Part 1. Just a bit upset about some b.s. so decided to cheer myself up. Review Please. It's crazy stuff. But so is most of my stuff.
Language. Sexually provocative. (All the good stuff.) Ya might say it's kinda badfic. I hope not. There will be more IF I get reviews..
Disclaimer: Do Not own B.B. Damn it! Don't own M.S.! sniff'. Just playing with them the only legal way I can.. Not worth suing me, cause I don't own anything of value.. Except my X-men comics... And sorry Gambit is mine! Enough said.
II Find The Way II Cameron's Stargate:
"You don't have a chance with him." Vala informed Daniel as she pulled him around to face her.
Pulling his arm out of her grasp, the bearded archeologist turned bemused and replied.. "Excuse me?"
Rolling her eyes, she restated to him. "You DO. NOT. HAVE. A. CHANCE. WITH. CAMERON!"
Daniel's shoulders arched and free hand raised up in the air. "Chance? Cameron? Huh?" he asked.
Wondering if just maybe that tight leather outfit was somehow effecting the air passage to her brain.
She chuckled for a bit then placed her hand on his shoulder. He gave her a look, and the arm was removed.
"He's not your type. Your lacking the needed equipment." With that she took her hands and proceeded to lift up her breasts.
Shaking his head in disbelief and shock... "WHAT! I do not want. I don't know why.. I ... What the hell am I even having this conversation with you. Let's go.." He turned and started to walk away.
Not finished with her pleasurable torture, she ran ahead of him, and forcing him to completely stop.
It's really quite sad to see you fawn all over Colonel Mitchell... I mean, Cameron.. Like that."
Trying to justify her statement, Daniel decided that ignoring her might be a better idea. But, when she started to mimic the conversations he had with Mitchell in her presence... Well, his patience wore thin.
"What is your problem. Got a thing against men.. Possibly?" he asked her.
"No, my dear. I like men. I like all men. I don't like you, though."
"Well, I'm a man."
Eyeing him critically, she snorted.. "Might want to check on that. I wouldn't be quite sure." Then moving her way over to his chin.. "You have a speck of dirt here. You might want to take some water to that."
Daniel stared at her in disbelief. Eyes tightened. Anger growing. And patience lost. "Excuse me, Vala. But have you been possibly in General O'Neill's old stash?"
From up behind them, Teal'c entered the scene.
"DanielJackson. I thought you had made a promise to O'Neill not to ever mention his stash, since that night you two..."
Daniel interrupted... "Had coffee and stayed up all evening playing twister."
Daniel growled to himself. 'Twister?' Where the hell did that come from.
"Hm..." Vala replied. Curious at to what this 'twister' was.
"Twister? You Tau'ri have strange expressions for such things. But I do see how you might do that. " There was a slim smile on the Jaffa's face. He knew what he was saying.
As if on cue, in walked Cameron Mitchell. He looked at them, and only catching the tail end of the conversation stated, "Twister! Cool.. When this is all done and said, whose up for a game."
Just a little ODD FUN.. REVIEW IF YA WANT MORE.. OR If You Don't want any more.