I'm sorry I made everyone so stupid! But this is still funny and nonsensical! Enjoy!

Host:Welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire! Today, five competitors will compete against each other.

All audience:Fascinating!

Host:First up is Wilma Vandom!

All audience:Oooo!

Will:IT'S WILL, NOT WILMA!

All audience:Aaaa!

Host:Oh okay, Will! Next is Irma Lair!

All audience:Oooo!

Irma:Greetings, everyone!

All audience:Aaaa!

Host:Then is Taranee Cook!

All audience:Oooo!

Taranee:You're all weird.

All audience:Aaaa!

Host:Second to last is Cornelia Hale!

All audience:Oooo!

Cornelia:Don't hurt him!

All audience:Aaaa!

Host:Cornelia's gone a bit out today so she's going to be acting up with her flower.

All audience:Fascinating!

Host:Last, but not least is Hay Lin Lin!

All audience:Oooo!

Hay Lin:Where am I?

All audience:Aaaa!

Host: So anyway, get onto your stands and let the game begin.

All audience:Hooray!

Host:Question one:What pet do I have?

A: a dog

B: a cat

C: a bird

D: a fish

Will:D: a fish!

Host:E-eh!

Irma:E: all of the above!

Host:E-eh! Not in the answer choices!

Taranee:A: a dog!

Host:E-eh!

Cornelia:F: a flower!

Host:E-eh! Not in the answer choices!

Hay Lin:A: a bird!

Host:E-eh! And by the way, A is a dog, not a bird! But still, the answer is G: a gerbil!

All audience:Awww!

Host:Okay! Next question: What color is my gerbil?

A: blue

B: black

C: white

D: brown

Will:A: blue!

Host:E-eh!

Irma:E: purple!

Host: E-eh! Not in the answer choices!

Taranee:B: black!

Host:E-eh!

Cornelia:C: white!

Host:E-eh!

Hay Lin:Uh, what was the question again?

Host:E-eh! The answer is F: I don't have one!

All audience:Awww!

Host:Question: What color is my underwear?

A: white

B: gray

C: black

D: yellow

Will:D: yellow!

Host:E-eh!

Irma:E: pink!

Host:E-eh! Not in the answer choices!

Taranee:B: grey!

Host:E-eh!

Cornelia:A: white!

Host:E-eh!

Hay Lin:B: grey!

Host:E-eh! The answer is C: black!

All audience:Awww!

Host:Okay, end of game show! I won!

Will:Woah! That wasn't fair!

Taranee:Yeah, and I'm smart!

Irma:Riiight.

Hay Lin:I didn't get anything right!

Will:I demand our money back!

Host:If you want your money, you get your money! (Flashes bills)

Cornelia:Don't hurt Caleb!

Will:AFTER HIM!

You have reached the end of this play.

For now.

I might just continue with this play if I feel I get enough reviews.

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