Author: camisado-in-a-dress PM
Chapter three is finally up! This is a little fic with random one, sometimes two shots n.n Ch 3 OH NO HE DIDN'T Continued!Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 04-06-06 - Published: 07-24-05 - id: 2500078
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"Awww man I am sooooooo dead... But this is worth it... OWWWW!" Sora cried. "Does it always hurt this bad?" he asked the man.
"Most of the time." Sora groaned. "Is this your first one?"
"Do your parents know?"
"You are so dead."
Sora picked up the phone. "Kairi? It's Sora. Can you come over? There is something I need to show you. ... Cool. Yeah, come right on in and come into my room. ... Sweet. Ok, bye." He hung up the phone and picked it up again. "Riku! ... Yeah, I did it! Come see! ... yeah, Kairi is coming over too. ... Cool. ... OH MY GOSH, WHEN! ... Dude, you are EVIL. What is it? ... Sweet!" He heard someone come in. "Kairi's here. See you soon. Bye." He hung up, and went into his room, waiting for Kairi. When she came in, she said,
"Ok, I'm here. What is it?" Sora said nothing, but pushed her into a chair. "S-Sora...?" He turned around and began to pull down his pants. Kairi looked away. "EW SORA YOU PERVERT!" She cried.
"No, Kairi trust me!"
"I'm not sure I want to!"
"Just look!" Kairi peeked around her fingers and saw Sora had not shown his butt, but his lower back just above it.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD!"
"Do you like it?"
"Duh, but you are SO DEAD!"
"I know... Don't remind me." there was a knock on the door. "Come on in Riku!" Sora shouted to the door. Riku came in the room.
"Check it out!" Riku said when he saw. "Nice! Planning on any others?"
"NO WAY! It hurt like-" Kairi clamped a hand on his mouth.
"You are already a pervert, Sora. Don't turn into a potty mouth."
"But what's wrong with saying-" Kairi clamped her hand over Riku's mouth.
"You too. You boys are such PERVERTS!" Riku licked her hand. "I rest my case."
"Well, I'm next to get one."
"That's it. I'm out." Kairi said.
"Kairi! Wait!" both boys yelled at the same time.
"... Do you want one?"
"... You know it."
The next day, the boys and Kairi left together.
"I didn't even know we had one on the islands."
"I didn't either, then someone-" -Sora shoved riku- "showed it to me." They walked into the punk-decorated building.
"Are you dead yet?" The man who Sora had seen earlier asked.
"Not yet, my parents are gone for a week. Some kinda town meeting on the other side of the island." Sora told him. "Now its thier turn." Sora pointed at Riku and Kairi. "He's first." He shoved Riku.
"Hey- I never agreed to this!"
"At least your parents did." Sora said, smirking at Riku.
"Fine..." Riku groaned.
Riku went into the back and Kairi -very nervous- waited, and and after about 15 minutes she heard screaming coming from the back.
"THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE GONNA MAKE ME DO THIS!" Kairi yelled at Sora.
"What?" Riku came out, hugging his arm.
"You next." Sora shoved Kairi to the back and shut the door. "So.. what did you get Riku?"
"The heartless insignia."
"Be happy Kairi isn't here."
"SORA I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Came from the back room.
"Now three people are gonna kill me: my mom, my dad and Kairi." Sora said. About 45 minutes passed and no sound came from the back. "You think he killed her?" At that very moment, she came out, looking very smug.
"Ok Kairi, cough up, what did you get?" she smiled and held her foot out. It was a rose, wrapped around her ankle.
"I think it looks better than soras keyblade on his butt."
"IT WASN'T ON MY BUTT!"
Kairi sat in Sora's room, listening. Ahhh, music to her ears.
"SORA HOW COULD YOU!"
"Mom, it wasn't me! ... Ok, it was me, but Riku and Kairi got one too!"
"THIER PARENTS AGREED!"
"But no one can see it!"
"... You have a point. I am gonna let you off, BUT you have double chores for 3 months."
"Fine..." Sora came up to his room and saw Kairi listening to his walkman. Her eyes were closed, and she was moving her head in time to the music. He walked up to her and pulled one of the earphones and listened to it. It was Caught Up by Usher. He closed his eyes. Kairi opened hers and looked -as best as she could- at Sora. they were sitting there, together, thier faces pushed together by the ear phones.
the song was over she loked at Sora, a special gleam in her eye. "Kairi..." She kissed him.