I'm Too Sexy

By Sara, aka KaibasVeryOwnPinaColada

One day, one very not-so-special Yu-Gi-Oh character was feeling very special, doing one very weird thing.

Seto Kaiba was looking at Harry Potter flash movies on the internet.

After he finished, he had the Too Sexy song stuck in his head.

"I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love; love's going to leave me…" Kaiba sang under his breath.

Then, Kaiba got a BRILLIANT idea! What if he changed the song? YEAH!

He looked around and realized no one was in sight. "MOKUBA! I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK YOU!"

Mokuba crept sheepishly down the stairs. "Did you find the pineapple on my pillow? 'Cause I swear, that pineapple grew out of my hair."

Kaiba looked at him, stumped. "No, I didn't find any…pineapples. But, how about helping me make a song parody?"

Mokuba grinned brightly. "Yeah!"

The older Kaiba brother smiled evilly. "Here's what I've got so far: I'm too sexy for my trench coat, too sexy for my trench coat, yeah, that coat for me." Kaiba went on to rip away his shirt.

Mokuba gave him the classic anime surprise look, but his brother continued.

"I'm too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants, too sexy for these pants of mine," Kaiba sang loud and clear, while taking off his pants.

Mokuba gawked at his brother as Kaiba danced around in his black shirt and underwear. He was afraid of what would come next. As he predicted, though, Seto Kaiba continued.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for this shirt of black." Kaiba tore off his shirt.

Mokuba screamed. "SETO, STOP IT!"

Kaiba merely smiled and shook his head. "I'm too sexy for my underwear, too sexy for my underwear, to sexy for these undies from Hanes!"

You can guess what happens next: Kaiba slips out of his underwear.

Authoress note: So that's it, my first one-shot in…at least two years. Hope you liked it!