Title—"Harry Potter 5"

Disclaimer—Harry Potter, both character and series, belongs to J.K. Rowling. I'm just a fan. The tune to "1985" belongs to Bowling For Soup. I'm just borrowing.

Sung to the tune of "1985"!

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Boohoohoo!
Boohoohoo!

Harry just hit the wall
He never had it all
One tantrum a day
Godfather's passed away
Views on him changed, it seems
The year he was fifteen
J.K.'s on PMS
Cuz the fifth book was messed

He could've stayed a shy-guy
With a half-weird, half-cool scar
Then he turned into an ass
Bet he got it from his father
Remember in book Three?
Broom got beat by a tree
Read the Fifth book one night...
And nothing
In it's
Alright

Since the

Trio of Gryffindor
Way before the Order
There was a time when they ruled
Back then, Harry would keep his cool
Everyone's OOC
Like some gone-wrong fanficcie
That leaves me unsatisfied
With Harry
Harry
Harry Potter 5

Boohoohoo!
Harry Potter 5
Boohoohoo!

We've all read the old ones
Re-read them time-to-time
Book One: Philosopher's Stone
To Four: Goblet of Fire
I like fics slash, hardcore
Not a big Mary-Sue fan
Though I wrote an OC for
Prisoner of Azkaban

How's Norbert? Still adorable?
I still wonder whether Blaise is a boy or girl
The books suddenly became movies
Whatever happened to
Fighting with Draco
(And) Wizard radio

Trio of Gryffindor
Way before the Order
There was a time when they rule
Back then, Harry would keep his cool
Everyone's OOC
Like some gone-wrong fanficcie
That leaves me unsatisfied
With Harry
Harry
Harry Potter 5

Boohoohoo!

That book wrecks the series
Characters like Luna popped up randomly
Plus, when did Ginny become a seeker?
And there's no plot!
Plot
PLOT

...Just why did

The Trio of Gryffindor
Do less than the Order?
Why did Harry go psycho?
Arguing with so-and-so
Excepting their ages,
What's with the sudden changes?
These things weren't clarified
In Harry Potter 5

Boohoohoo!

Trio of Gryffindor
(That book sucks)
Way before the Order
(Harry Potter 5)
There was a time when they ruled
(There's no plot)
Back then, Harry would keep his cool
(Harry Potter 5)
(Boohoohoo!)
Everyone's OOC
(That book sucks)
Like some gone-wrong fanficcie
(Harry Potter 5)
That leaves me unsatisfied
(There's no plot)
With Harry
Harry
Harry Potter 5

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Wrote this after reading the 5th book. Found it again now that I've read the 6th XD! Just venting frustrations with OotP and a little bit more shtuff. Read it along to the song! Tell me if it works.