Chapter 1:

"Yuki, I'm home," yelled an energized and slightly annoyed shuichi

"Silence"

'Hmmm…he must have fell asleep or something'

Shuichi did not bother to check, he lived with yuki long enough to know not to bother him, especially when yuki didn't acknowledged him. Shuichi decided to sit on the couch, he watched TV all day, and ate some strawberry pocky until he got bored and fell asleep.

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"Thank god, I thought he'd never fall asleep," sighed yuki "Now I can get rid of this…problem"

Yuki had tried to dye his hair a different color and ended up with puke green hair instead. He was too frustrated to fix it and started typing a new novel but soon heard his lover yell he was home then realized it was too late to go out to dye his hair blond. He stayed silent hoping shuichi didn't come up to investigate.

And now he's on his hands and knees crawling to the bathroom like a sick dog with its head down as if his master scolded him for ruining the furniture.

'How humiliating…Oh, well it can't get any worse than this'

"Hey, yuki say cheese," said a smiling shuichi

"Shit"

Flash

Yuki fell on his behind, rubbed his eyes out, and was about to yell at the singer for sneaking behind him and that if he didn't give him the Polaroid camera all hell will let loose, but once again was flashed next to his pink haired lover apparently, shuichi got a kick out of it and it seemed yuki felt like kicking him out

Irritated yuki leaves and returns with a smug look on his face holding a picture of shuichi last Halloween. He shows the picture in front of the singer's face knowing, full well, that the brat would be surprised.

Gasp, "YUKI, I thought you said you threw that picture away" whined shuichi as he made small fists banging on the writer's chest

"Aww, but every time I look at it I get in the mood…" said yuki as his hand traveled down to shuichi's ass and gave it a squeeze. "And have my sick-perverted way with you"

Shuichi tried not to moan in arousal of yuki's strong hand groping his butt, but moaned anyway. Yuki knowing that shuichi couldn't resist him, used his free hand and placed it behind his lover's head as he passionately kissed him, shuichi's arms slithered around the writer's neck, both in blissful happiness.

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- A Few Hours Later

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The writer and his lover were in bed panting, after they finished resting they started to argue about the pictures.

"Come on yuki, I won't show any one, please"

"No, now give me the picture's brat"

"Hmm…hey, I have an Idea I'll give you one of the pictures and you throw away that one picture of me on Halloween"

Yuki thought about it and then something click in his mind as an evil plan was developed. The writer quickly got out of bed and came back with one cup of coffee and handed it to the singer. Shuichi look at the writer suspiciously, but decided yuki wouldn't get as low as poison the drink for a measly picture and hesitantly took a sip then he gulped it down slowly. He felt a little sleepy after he finshed the bitter drink and soon his world was overcome by darkness.

"Nighty, night shuichi" whispered yuki, as he started to inching toward shuichi's unconscious body

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"Shuichi wake up!"

"Huh, what, I'm up what is it yuki?" shuichi said, still half asleep, but more asleep than awake.

" I need you to spread open your legs for me"

" Yeah, okay " remember he's still half asleep!

The singer did what he was asked and was about to go back to sleep, but there was an anonying buzzing sound.

"Hey yuki what's tha..."

"Shut up, brat I have to put this in carefully" yuki said irritatingly

"Huh? put wha...ahhh!"

Flash

Shuichi jumped up, feeling something shoved up his anal. Shuichi looked at yuki, who was holding a vibrater and a camera.

"WHAT the HELL did YOU do!" yelled a freaked out shuichi "Oh, god I still feel it vibrating!"

"Okay, would you like to hear the whole story or just the reason why I stuck my cell phone up your ass" yuki said sitting at the edge of the bed, while he was lighting his cigarette.

Shuichi's eyes wided, staring at the novelist backside with shock and anger, his eyes twitched.

"What possessed your fucked up mind to stick your cell phone up MY ass!"

"tohma called"

Shuichi fell down anime style

Hey everyone I'm sorry it's so short, but I have writers block and I am feeling really sick, I got 'food poisoning' and it sucks!. Oh, and I'm not going to update until I have at least 10 or 8 reviews...Okay, Later!