The Adventures of

ANAKIN SLEEPWALKER!

Obi-Wan Kenoli: You are tempted by the dark side...of the CHOCOLATE BAR!

Anakin Sleepwalker: Am not! I will always be pure and eat the milk chocolate!

Chancellor Pretzeltine: In order to be a powerful chocolate taster, you must sample the full range of chocolates! You must try the dark chocolate. Obi Wan holds you back.

Mace Whitechocolate: Don't do it Anakin!

Anakin: Why shouldn't I? I don't need a motive.

Obi Wan: (basically) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fight ensues. Anakin falls into vat of boiling chocolate.

Obi Wan: You were supposed to eat the chocolate! Not fall into it! Look what a mess you've made.

Anakin: Sorry master. WHAT AM I SAYING? I meant: I hate milk chocolate.

Obi Wan: You don't know what you're missing...

Anakin: E GADS! I forgot! I'm allergic to dark chocolate! NO! I'll have breathing problems for the rest of my life!