Chapter Two

Err, yes, I know, I know. I'm bad at updating. You already know that, though. Or at least I HOPE you do.

Anyway, Antaliya is NOT your normal "sue". In fact, she's a traitorous little thing. And later on, you'll find out why. Heh heh.

(Enter Fancy Separator)

Antaliya was in Kakariko Village, running around like a cucco with its head cut off. Eventually, she tripped and fell.

Blowing a loose strand of hair out of her face, she was helped up by none other than…

Well, who the hell do you think it was, Din? Oh, no, au contraire, my dear reader, it was LINK.

I mean, who else is a gentleman like he is, hmm?

Brushing her clothes off, she gazed into Link's blue eyes. Yes, blue. Sure, I could say azure, or sapphire, but that's… basically the same thing, just more letters.

"You sure are clumsy, aren't you?" the Hero of Time said.

She glared.

"For your information, I have more sass and grace than HALF of the village, Mr. Mekkai."

He looked at her.

"Well, excuuuuuuuse me, Princess, but I was only judging you from your impression."

"And an excuse to use that line from the Zelda cartoon."

He stared blankly at her.

All the way in Gerudo Valley, however, a man of great evile was looking at Antaliya with a glint of… well, evil, in his eyes.

His name was Ganondorf Dragmire. His yellow eyes filled with greed.

"She's a princess… which means she's excellent bait. And not only that," he said, looking out the window to his vast kingdom filled with women and sand.

"But she's taken a liking to the Hero of Time. Excellent."

Meanwhile, on a hill somewhere in Kakariko…

Link and Antaliya were picnicking, enjoying all the company and the scenery.

"Well, I'm so happy to be AWAY from the stupid palace," she said, eyes wandering to the hero beside her.

"I'm guessing you don't like your sister?"

She "hmphed" at him, a look of disgust on her face

"She's such a twit. I mean, really, how could one like her?"

Link gulped. He had a crush on the princess. No stupid sue was going to change that, no siree. But there was something about her…

"Have you ever dated someone, Taliya?"

She looked at him with a "where-the-hell-did-THAT-come-from?" look.

"Why, no, Link, of course not. Why, do you know some strapping young lad such as yourself that I could be acquainted to?"

Link grinned.

"I wouldn't call him a 'young strapping lad', really. But I could acquaint you to him if you'd like."

Her eyes shimmered.

"Of course!"

With that, they finished their picnic and headed off on horseback to where this new "suitor" was: Gerudo Valley.

Ganondorf was taken aback by the fact that Link was doing something like that.

"… Stupid sue, screwing up canon. I better not become some softie."

(Enter some fancy separator)

Yes, very short compared to the last one, I think. But oh well.

So, is Ganondorf going to be paired with Antaliya? We hope not. And we hope she won't screw canon up more.

Feedback is appreciated and encouraged. I'm not going to withhold chapters or delete the story, 'cause if you review, that's nice, but if you don't, that's nice too So give some concrit, please. I thank ye.