I watched "Deception" last night and decided to create the Titan's initiation.

The 10 Steps to Initiating a Titan

1. The pink dress

If you're male (or Raven), wearing a pink dress is some sort of punishment. Always have a pink dress in storage in case a new Titan needs to join.

2. The pink wig

Another embarrassing feat (created, again, just for Raven.) You can't wear a pink dress without pink hair!

3. The rubber chicken

(Beast Boy's idea.) For the stomach made of steel (in Cyborg's case, literally). You have to eat it. (Practice for when we don't go grocery shopping for the next few months.)

4. Tofu

Two plates are set up. You have to choose one. One is tofu, the other is real meat. Whichever you choose, you gotta eat.

5. One of Raven's books

Sneak into Raven's room and steal one of her books (extra points if you grab her journal.) Then, you have to put it back exactly where you found it. (Obviously, Raven has no idea we do this.)

6. The obstacle course

You have to go through the obstacle course with the pink dress and the wig on, trying to save the rubber chicken from its doom.

7. Beast Boy's room

Something is hidden in Beast Boy's room. You have to find it. (No one's done it yet, but Raven did manage to bury Beast Boy under a pile of clothes. Took us an hour to find him.)

8. Starfire's cooking

Starfire bakes a meal. You eat it. (Good luck.)

9. Starfire's music

Starfire plays you a song. Listen. (And don't try faking that your ears are bleeding. Beast Boy did that and Starfire stuffed him the trashcan.)

10. Starfire's poem

Starfire recites the Poem of Initiation. You have to listen to all two hundred lines.

"Cyborg… What's that?"

"Um… Nothing?"

"You sneak into my room?"

"Beast Boy's idea?"

"I'm killing you all."

Damn my internet. It refuses to work!