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CAN IT BE? GASP! IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE! AAAAAAAAAAHHH! I UPDATED! Believe it or not, this is the final chapter in the neglected fanfic Twisted Tuesday. I can't believe it. Anyway, hope you enjoy this chapter if anyone's reading this! I think people probably forgot about this or are ignoring me, so if that's the case this is going to be my own record! I feel very good inside.
Oh, and a heads up to everyone: MY B-DAY'S ON JUNE 3rd! YAY! So if anyone's reading my other fic, (Super School) which is updated too, yay, then I'll try myhardest to update on June 3rd because that would be so cool. (Details in the new chaper.)
Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans or anything I want in the world but I don't complain...much.
Now that that's over, let's just FINISH THE STORY!
"I'm not so sure about this anymore," Raven said nervously.
"What are you afraid of?" Jinx scoffed. "There's nothing but doves around here. Nobody's going to catch you or anything."
"Yeah, I know," Raven said, her eyes darting around. "But I've got a bad feeling about this…"
"You always have bad feelings. You're…you," Jinx said.
"Now I feel much better," Raven said sarcastically. "Let's just find the thing and get out of here."
"That's what I'm talking about," Jinx nodded in approval.
"I think it should be right about…here," Raven said, looking up at a building. She went through the door, Jinx following close behind.
Jinx looked around in amazement. There were tons of precious jewels. It was like a bank/museum. A shiny ruby-encrusted necklace caught her eye. She reached for it, but Raven grabbed her/Raven's hand.
"This really isn't the place to be selfish," Raven said sternly.
"Sorry," Jinx shrugged. "Force of habit."
"Just remember, we're here for the amulet and only the amulet."
Jinx nodded.
Raven looked around and spied the amulet. "There it is!" She ran up to it only to have the case holding it blow up. She backed away.
"Aren't you supposed to be the control freak?" Jinx asked.
"I would if I had my powers," Raven shot back. "And if someone didn't switch our bodies."
"It wasn't my fault!" Jinx exclaimed. "You goodie-goodies could've just left us alone!"
"You were terrorizing the public!"
"So were you! It's not like you guys never damage the city!"
"We do it for good!"
"And we do it for fun!"
"As if that's a good reason," Raven said. "You're losing your touch, Jinx. Living with idiots, most likely."
Jinx sighed. "At least we can agree on something."
I think I'll have K. Flash talk to her, Raven thought. He'll get through to her. And she'll make a good edition to the team. But right now she didn't have time to think about it. She had to get to her own body before time ran out.
"Jinx, you have to use my powers to destroy the force field around the amulet," Raven said.
"What? You already broke the glass," Jinx said.
"Yes, but there's a magical force field around it," Raven explained. "Only an Azarathian can break it."
"Oh," Jinx nodded. "How do I do that?"
"You're in my body, you should know!" Raven exclaimed. "Only Azarathians know it, and I can't remember anymore. It's like its knowledge only my body knows. You have to figure it out."
"What?" Jinx said in disbelief. She slapped her/Raven's forehead. "You have got to be kidding me!"
"Just concentrate and relax before you blow something up," Raven said calmly. "You have to tap deep into your mind to find it."
"I'm not really in to this mumbo jumbo stuff," Jinx said.
"You're part sorceress so you should be," Raven pointed out.
Jinx sighed. "Okay."
"Get into sitting position. Cross your legs," Raven instructed as she did just that. "Now close your eyes and chant. Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos…"
Jinx obeyed even though she felt extremely silly.
"Finally! I'm here!" Mammoth shouted to no one in particular. He started kissing the ground for no apparent reason. He's just weird like that. Then he started to spit.
Ew, Mammoth wiped his/Starfire's mouth. "Now where's that stupid flower?"
He looked around and spotted it…at the side of a cliff.
"That's okay, I can fly!" he said proudly to no one. He jumped down the cliff and spread his arms out. Then he...fell. Luckily, there was a multicolored branch sticking out close to where the flower was.
"What happened? And why do I feel so weird?" Mammoth wondered aloud. He held his/Starfire's stomach and looked sick.
"What's wrong with you?" Raven asked.
Jinx was keeling over on the ground holding her stomach. "Oh…I…don't…know…"
Suddenly, Raven felt a jolt of pain through her body. "Wh-What's happening?"
"I-I think…our molecules…and us being in different bodies…not good…we're unstable…" Jinx whispered.
"We've got to finish the spell!" Raven exclaimed. "Hurry up!"
"A-Azarath…Metrion…Zinthos!" Jinx chanted. The glass case shattered and glass flew everywhere. Raven quickly grabbed the amulet and started to drag Jinx.
"Come on, Jinx. We've got to go…" Raven urged. "Only you can get us back home."
Jinx groaned. "Why does it always have to be me?"
"Oh…I do not feel well…" Starfire groaned.
"You're not the only one," Beast Boy said. "When's Raven going to get back and reverse the spell?"
"I believe in her," Robin said. (A/N: And this is NOT Rob/Rae. He's just saying that because he's the leader. Just wanted to clarify that. Okay, back to the story.) "She'll make it in time."
"I hope in time is soon because I feel like I'm gonna heave," Cyborg said, lying down.
"I shouldn't have had that cake," Gizmo moaned, clutching his/Cyborg's stomach.
"I told you," See-More said.
"You ate some too, you know."
"Maybe that's why I'm feelin' queasy."
"Well I didn't eat any and I feel terrible," Private Hive said. (A/N: Forget about him? If you did, don't feel bad. I did too. Sorry for the errors. It's hard to concentrate on him. XD)
"At least we got to eat cake," See-More said.
"Shut up, See-More," Gizmo grumbled.
"We're back!" Raven shouted. She was carrying Jinx who was tuckered out.
"What happened to her?" See-More asked.
"No time to explain," Raven snapped. "Where's Mammoth?"
"Not here yet," Private Hive answered.
"What!" Raven exclaimed. First, she wasn't happy that she found out that she wasn't as light as she thought she would be, second, she had to get back from a painful trip through several dimensions that were very uncomfortable and not fun, and third, Mammoth wasn't back with her flower! Argh! Curse you Abraham Lincoln! (A/N: If you don't remember, the accursed penny started all this madness. Have you noticed there's been a lot of Author's notes? Weird…)
"Must…get…food…" Mammoth groaned. "And flower." He started to climb up, trying to ignore his vertigo problem.
"Gotcha!" Mammoth grabbed the flower with both hands, but we all know a stem isn't a very firm thing to hold on especially if you're on a high cliff about to tumble to your doom.
"Yaaahh! Oh wait, I can fly," he said aloud. He took to the sky and flew off towards Earth with the troublesome flower in his/Starfire's hand.
By the time he got back to Titans Tower, everyone was looking murderous.
"Uh…got the flower…"
"Give me that!" Jinx snapped, grabbing the flower. "Idiot…"
"Okay, so all we have to do now is cast the spell and we're home free!" See-More cheered.
"We're forgetting one thing, geekazoid," Gizmo said.
"What's that, shorty?"
"The other Titans!"
"Oh."
"Wait!"
"Get in," the officer said.
"No! You don't understand!" Robin shouted.
"What's not to understand? You're dangerous villains going to a jail with tougher security! It's as simple as that!"
"Please, if you just give us a chance—"
"Sorry, big guy," the officer said, shoving the Titans onto the ship that would take them far, far, far…far away. "But don't do the crime if you can't do the time."
"Dude, that is so lame," Beast Boy mumbled.
"SILENCE!"
Beast Boy cowered.
"We're really the Titans!" Cyborg argued.
"If I had a dime every time I heard that excuse I'd have…uh, ten cents…"
The Titans glared at the officer.
"Come on, can't this thing go any faster?" Jinx complained.
"Maybe I should drive," Private Hive suggested.
"No! I'm driving!"
"But I'm older!"
"So what?"
"I'm more responsible," Jinx said, sticking her nose in the air. "You wouldn't know how to drive correctly."
"And you do?"
"What'd you say?" Jinx turned her head to the back seat to give Private Hive the evil eye.
"Argh!" Raven quickly grabbed the wheel. "Jinx!"
"Oh, sorry."
"I can drive better than you sludgeheads."
"Shut up, Gizmo!"
Gizmo muttered something a little boy shouldn't ever mutter.
"Hey, don't touch that!" Raven warned.
"Touch what?" Gizmo said innocently.
"Don't think I don't know about you stealing Cyborg's car."
"Fine."
"Okay, it's five thirty! Time to go!"
With that, the ship started to move slowly. Smoke rose and it was off.
"No!" Starfire shouted.
"Here we are! Get out! Get out!" Raven shouted. She had taken the liberty of confiscating the wheel and driving them the rest of the way.
"Okay, okay!"
Raven and the Hive Five ran onto the docks and past the officer.
"Oh, the Teen Titans! What a pleasant—what the heck is that villainess doin' here?"
"I am not a villain," Raven stated. "The real Titans are on that ship!"
"We're too late!" Jinx wailed.
"What're you talking about?" the officer asked.
"It's true," Jinx explained. "Our bodies are on that ship!"
"Huh?"
Jinx scowled. "Oh, never mind!"
"Jinx, you, Mammoth, and See-More have to fly up over to the ship and stop it!" Raven ordered.
"But I can't fly!"
"Turn into a flying animal, idiot!"
"Oh."
The three obeyed.
"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!" Jinx soared into the air and followed the ship.
Mammoth wobbled, but he got into the air too. See-More didn't even get off the ground.
"How do you work this thing?" See-More complained. "Oh, wait…" He turned into a pterodactyl and picked up Raven, Private Hive, and Gizmo.
Jinx shot a stream of dark energy towards the front of the ship while Mammoth pushed.
"What in the—"
"Stop the ship!" Jinx grunted. "Turn around!"
The captain was confused, but nobody dared to disobey the Titans.
"Raven!" Robin shouted as he saw the figures of Beast Boy, himself, Cyborg, and Jinx in the sky.
Raven dropped to the ground and quickly cast the spell while the ship turned. She chanted a few magic words: "Akarei, Zetho, Tiena, Morone!" Raven held the amulet of Azarath high.
Suddenly, a bright light flashed. Colors sprung out of the sky: red, yellow, blue, green, purple, the world seemed to end. It felt like they were swirling round and round in a vortex…so…dizzy…it went black.
"Hey! Hey!"
"Maybe we should hit them with this."
"We can't do that!"
"Sure we can."
Raven moaned. She slowly opened her eyes to see a pair of policemen about to clobber her with sticks.
"Uh, we weren't doin' nothin'," one said.
"Who am I?" Raven wondered aloud. She saw that she was in a room, probably a hospital. The other Titans and Hive Five members were still unconscious in white beds. The white was blinding. She looked down to see her normal dark attire and pale hands. She smiled a little. "It's…all over…"
Gradually everyone woke up and the Hive Five were sent to jail. The ship was destroyed in the change of bodies, so they had to stay at the regular old villains-with-powers jail.
"Well, I learned something today," Beast Boy announced importantly.
"Be ready for anything life sends your way?" Robin said.
"Be true to yourself and you will prevail?" Starfire suggested.
"Sometimes you can trust others?" Raven tried.
"Don't judge a book by its cover?" Cyborg guessed.
"Oh, those are good," Beast Boy remarked, "but that wasn't it."
"Then what?" Robin asked curiously.
"Never trust an innocent penny that may be able to alter reality as we know it," Beast Boy answered.
"Oh."
-TTF