Sasuke: Tell me again why we agreed to this.

Naruto: Because America is a place full of dreams and excitement where you hopes and dreams come true.

Sakura: Wow Naruto. Maybe you are smart.

Naruto: I just read that off of this brochure.

Sasuke: Hurry up you dopes. The plane is about to leave.

Sakura: Ok, Sasuke-kun!

Naruto: Can I sit by you Sakura-chan!

Sakura: Ew! No Way! I’m sitting by Sasuke-kun

POOF

Kakashi: No Sakura, you are paired up with Tenten for this trip!

Sakura: What do you mean Tenten? And when did you get here?

Kakashi: Oh I had to fix a broken tree and everyone is partnered with some one on Gai’s team! I made a bet to see who could stay there and survive the longest. Hehehe.

Naruto: Who am I with! Tell Me! I have to know! Please! Come on! (Sasuke whacks him on the head) Ow! What was that for?

Sasuke: You idiot! It’s obvious that we are paired up with someone who we would most likely not want to be with of the same gender. So I’m with Neji.

Kakashi: Correct.

Naruto: Does that mean I’m with Dog-brow?

Kakashi: Correct.

Naruto: Is that all you can say?

Kakashi: Yes, I mean, Correct.

Sakura: Kakashi-sensei.

Kakashi: yes

Sakura: What will we be doing in America?

Naruto: Do they have Ramen?

Sakura: Stay on subject!

Kakashi: You will be learning the ways of another culture as exchange students. And they do have Ramen just without the meat and veggies. It’s all noodles and water and powdered flavor.

Naruto: What about Miso?

Sasuke: Didn’t you hear him, you idiot!

Kakashi: Go pack your stuff and meet here.

Sakura: We packed an hour ago and the plane leaves in one minute.

Kakashi: No. Our plane leaves in three minutes. I hired a private jet. (Points to a really rust old-fashioned propeller plane)

Sakura: No way! I’m not riding in that! It’s not safe!

The pilot steps out and all the kids are shocked.

Perverted Hermit: Don’t worry it’s perfectly safe. See. (He hits the plane and a wing falls off.) Uh. I can fix that.

He takes out super glue and attaches it back on.

Kakashi: Ok. Let’s get on!

Sasuke: We are all gonna die!