Sweet Dreams: Chapter 4

globmonster1: Wow. Chapter 4 already! You people have NO IDEA how hard I work on writing fanfics! I strive through homework, maniacal teachers, and /shivers/ tests… only to provide you with fanfics! And what do I get! A BUNCH OF HITS YET ONLY 15 DARN REVIEWS/pant pant pant/

Inuyasha: MFFFPH! MMH MMH MOUGH OH MER! MFFFPH!

translation: Help! Let me out of here! HELP!

globmonster1: Serves you right. Gagging and tying you is only the first part of your punishment you twit! Why I oughta grill you, then serve you to some 5-star restaurant! I'll have you know people around my place gives out pretty high prices for dogs!

Inuyasha: MMFFFPH! MMH MMH MMGH MMGH MAMGH!

translation: Help! Crazy lady alert!

globmonster1: Fwahaha! Nobody will help you! Tomorrow… yes… tomorrow would be nice…

Inuyasha: T.T?

globmonster1: Yes. Yes. So let it be. hehehe… HEHEHE… BWAHAHA!

disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. The great Rumiko Takahashi does. A low-life such as I does not have the right because I am worthless unlike the great Mistress Takahasi/Takahashi-sama who… blah blah blah…

By the way, Inuyasha fans… PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME! -

Flashback:

Clay Pot said, "So. When did I acquire this unique nickname?"

Naraku whirled around to face… Kikyou.

"W-Why Clay Pot! I mean Kikyou! How are you/sticks letter behind back/ What brings you here?" stammered Naraku.

"I'm here because-"

End of Flashback

"I'm here because I had wanted to ask you on how the heck you can keep that heavy fur coat on, but now I have changed my mind on what I have to say." replied the ever-so-calm Clay Pot.

"Eh heh heh… um… and what might that be now?" asked the ever-so-innocent Naraku.

"Why TO KILL YOU OF COURSE!" shrieked the now ever-so-pissed Clay Pot.

"AAAAAHHHH! Run for my dear little life!"

"Come back here you!" Cried Kikyou while madly firing a bunch of arrows wildly.

"WAAAHHH! T.T"

"Call me Clay Pot?"

"Lots of people call you that!"

"WHAT!"

"Yeah! Plenty of people calls you that you fool! Yet you had to pick on poor old me!"

"Now you call me a FOOL?"

"EEEP!"

Authoress: Settle down or someone will get hurt! coughNarakucough :D

Naraku: XD Finally. Can. Stop. Run. Ing. /pant pant/

Kikyou: Well /pant/ you started it/pant pant pant/

Authoress: Hey! This is an authoress only style of talking! Get out!

Both mumbled "Whatever." and stuck up their middle finger behind their back.

Authoress: I can see the finger…

Both jumped up startled and said, "I was just stretching my finger/gasp/ Why are you copying me? Stop it! I don't like it! hgjfjhgflgfklhvjh HAH! Think you can copy that? /fight/

Authoress: Whatever…

Meanwhile…

Kagura and Kanna was sitting under a shade and was… waving flags and cheering for Kikyou.

Kagura and Kanna cheered, "Gimme a K! Gimme an I! Gimme a K! Gimme a Y! Gimme an O! Gimme an U! What does that spell! KIKYOU! YAY! Go Go KI-KY-OU! Go Go KI-KY-OU!"

Naraku shouted while dodging furious arrows "Shut up! You backstabbers! When I'm done with this, I'm gonna squeeze your heart and leave you barely hanging Kagura. And you! Don't think I forgot about you Mirror Girl. What's the deal with you anyways! Carrying your stupid mirror everywhere you go! What? You wanna say:

Mirror, Mirror on the wall

Who's the fairest one of all?

Well, forget about it cause when I get back, your mirror is gonna be sooo shattered up!"

Kagura shouted, "Tch. Big talk for someone that's LOSING!"

"Go crawl back to your little hole and grow potatoes!" called Kanna.

"Weren't you the silent one? Hm… we all hate baboon-freak over here, so why not team up?" suggested Kikyou

"Yes…"

"I like… but what should we call ourselves?"

"How about the Whirling Wind?"

"NO!"

"Hmph."

"All three of our names begin with a "K" so why not pick a name that has something to do with that?"

"Excellent. How about the name "K"?"

" WOW… how original! When did you think that up?"

"I don't like that sarcastic tone of yours…"

While they were deciding upon a name for their group, Naraku had slowly and silently inched off. He breathed a sigh of relief, "Phew. Thought I'd never get away that freak of a monster! Besides, I don't want to end up like that stupid hanyou." he smirked.

Authoress: You know… you're a hanyou too.

Naraku twirled around in surprise, "Waah! What are you doing here?"

Authoress: What are you doing here?

"Why to ah… um… give me a sec. I know I had it…" stammered Naraku

Authoress/veins pop/ TO ANSWER FANMAIL! And what were you just doing? Why, HORSEPLAYING! I DON'T SEE ANY WORK DONE! GO ALREADY!

"Yes sir- I mean maam- I mean lord- I mean-"

Authoress: JUST GET TO WORK!

"Hai! I salute you! Hup two three four. Hup two three four…" marched Naraku.

Authoress: Maybe I should reconsider about this fanmail business…"

ANYWAYS…

Soul stealer 1: Hmm…

Soul stealer 2: …

Soul stealer 3: C'mon! Who reads the paper!

Soul stealer 2: Well, it says to "soul stealers" but it never said which one.

Soul stealer 1: Ok. Let's read it to everybody together!

Soul stealer 2, 3: Yeah Yeah!

Soul stealer: Ahem-

Dear soul stealer,

How many of you are there? You keep dying and stuff but you keep on coming back! I say you guys are like the strongest characters-

Soul stealers/BLUSH/

But then again. You guys don't seem to have any fighting powers.

Soul stealers/GASP/

So, in a way, you guys are like wimpy.

Soul stealers: Grrr…

WIMPS!

Soul stealer 2: Forget it! Rude/shreds paper with a paper shredder thingy/

Soul stealer 1: Dude, where'd you get that thing?

Soul stealer 2: I have my ways…

Soul stealer 1, 3: … weirdo.

Soul stealer 2:

Suddenly there was a loud piercing scream from some where.

Someone shouted, "DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION HERE!"

The crowd mumbled and turned to face Kikyou with a gigantic microphone.

Kikyou screamed, "WE HAVE FORMED A TEAM CALLED THE "KAKAKA". THE PURPOSE IS TO SHOW OUR HATRED TOWARDS THE BABOON FREAK. ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JOIN-"

Kikyou was interrupted by Shippo who shouted, "I wanna join!"

"CANNOT JOIN." Kikyou ended.

There were a bunch of "Ah's" in the crowd.

Kikyou started again, "BUT YOU MAY ASSIST US."

People said, "Forget you! We have our own problems to deal with!"

Kikyou sighed, "Oh well. It was worth a try."

globmonster1: Ok. Here's the deal. My home has currently NO INTERNET. I am DYING here. My friends go on and on about playing on the net and what FUN it is while I'm stuck listening with no clue what's going on. They keep talking about MAPLESTORY. Yeah sure I have an account there, but it's no fun just LISTENING and not able to play. THE WORLD IS SO UNFAIR!

You people read my story but… NONE OF YOU REVIEW! WAAAAHHH! WHY! OK. REVIEW! OR ELSE/insert hiss here/.

Bye! I might not update that fast. But I'll try to unlike SOMEONE I know who has internet now and completely ABANDONS their fanfic. BYE! REVIEW!

Ps: I'm also thinking of switching titles, so give me so ideas please!