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Digital Skitty
Author of 53 Stories
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 02-08-06 - Published: 08-21-05 - Complete - id:2545872

Author's Note: Uh…sorry I haven't updated this in forever…got sidetracked. So…ano…here's Shard's version!


Day One: I didn't know whether to expect it to be quieter or louder once Miss Rena and the other two left. It, unfortunately, got louder. It's in complete and utter chaos, and I can easily foresee many battles that are going to take place. So far, however, Miss Amber and I have been able to keep somewhat calm, by staying away from each other.

Poor Miss Squee & Miss Bell. They were both very attached to their trainers; I think this is the first time the Naki has been away from Miss Rena for any period of time. Their wailing, unfortunately, is adding to the headache I'm slowly developing.

Day Two: Woop discovered some sort of electronic game called a 'Gamecube'. Most of us being the immature brats that we are, there were several fights, as there were only four controllers. There are now several scorch marks on the wall, dear Mew.

Miss Amber and I had our first confrontation. It was mostly a staring contest, so we managed to avoid a battle this time. I seriously do not know who would win; she has a type advantage, but we both know that my fighting skills are much better than hers.

I am really starting to miss Miss Rena…and Miss Squee has barely stopped wailing. Also, for some reason, she has also eaten all of the house plants available to her. I do hope she's not getting sick…

Day Three: I noticed more scorch marks on several walls, so I'm assuming Miss Amber had a fight with someone else. But no one has any visible injuries. Oh well.

Although Woop has been declared the unofficial lord of the Gamecube, I decided to try it for myself. Miss Amber, of course, was my opponent. She chose to be a Pikachu, while I chose some sort of strange, green, lizard-like creature called a Yoshi. We all nearly had a heart attack when we figured out that it eats pokemon. Everyone is now paranoid, but since I was the only logical and semi-calm one left, I told them all that Yoshi are rare and do not live around here. I sure hope I'm right.

Static has been getting on my nerves lately. We never have gotten along, and I assume that locked in the same house wouldn't help that, but I had hoped that it wouldn't come to a fight. It hasn't yet, but I'm sure it will some day before our trainers return.

Woop also somehow managed to get stuck in the toilet. Since no one else volunteered, I had to fish it out. The Wooper told me that Callou had shoved it in there after they had a battle. My headache has increased significantly.

Day Four: Static and I had our first fight. Although my fighting skills are superior, it ended in a tie, mostly because the heat from his electricity kept melting all of my ice attacks, and water conducts electricity, so he managed to zap me a few times.

Miss Amber is currently trying to get the hang of the Gamecube. She is completely obsessed with one of the games, Mystic Heroes. That game confuses me, but I tend to ignore it. Why waste time on something that puzzles you to no end?

Day Five: Miss Bell and Miss Squee have locked themselves in a room. Fang and I are worried about them, but most of the others don't seem to care too much.

Suro had managed to get Miss Leek and Static to drink some strange drink that is making them act insane. I wonder if it was extract of Loveberry or something; they had just started kissing everything. Right after they attacked it…That stupid Mareep also suggested that we play Strip Uno, but I reminded him that normal pokemon don't wear clothes like the humans. Miss Amber is very annoyed with them, and promptly added several more scorch marks to the walls. I do hope that Miss Pocky isn't too angry…

Day Six: Miss Amber has mastered the game Mystic Heroes. She even managed to beat Woop. Now she is parading around the house, singing some strange victory song, alternating with challenging anyone in the area to a game. I have thus far managed to stay away.

Miss Bell and Miss Squee have finally come out of the room. Unfortunately, it was only to raid our very low stores of food. I'm worried that we'll run out of food soon…

Day Seven: (Unable to obtain Data)

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