I don't own Digimon, Tenchu, or any Michael Jackson songs.

Piedmon left for the Apostolic Church of the Digiworld in a van with Metalseadramon. Myotismon followed in a truck with Machinedramon on the back. They had left Oikawa under Blackwargreymon's supervision. Blackwargreymon was in the backyard. He had locked the doors, so that the freak couldn't escape. Now he would wait and see if Arukenimon and Mummymon would try to destroy a wall and escape with their boss. Blackwargreymon was shocked when he heard crash and screaming. Oikawa emerged from the balcony carrying Puppetmon.

"Let me go!" Oikawa dangled Puppetmon over the balcony before dropping him.

"Puppet Pummel!" The attack created a gap in the wall.

"Blackwargreymon, this thing attacked me!"

"Save it. I know who you are, Oikawa. Only retard would fall for the fake mustache that you aren't even wearing now!" Arukenimon and Mummymon exited the smoking gap and helped Oikawa down.

"He's on to us. Let's Beat It! Just Beat It!"

The moment that that Piedmon and Myotismon had waited for had finally arrived. An Apostolic Bakemon minister (from the season one episode, "The Dancing Digimon") preformed the ceremony.

"Do you, Piedmon, take Myotismon to be your lawfully wedded wife, uh, husband to love and to cherish, for richer or poorer, through sickness and in health; until final deletion do you part?"

"I do."

"Do you, Myotismon, take Piedmon to be your lawfully wedded…husband to love and to cherish, for richer or poorer, through sickness and in health; until final deletion do you part?"

"I do."

"Does your Best Mon have a ring?" Metalseadramon handed a ring that he had clasped in his tail to Piedmon who placed it on Myotismon's finger.

"If anyone knows why the two should not be married, other than the fact that they are both guys, let them speak now or forever hold their piece." The Digidestined and their Digimon jumped from the audience.

"We object!" Taichi said.

"You have done well to get here. Lord Mei-oh would be so impressed!" Metalseadramon said.

"Who's Lord Mei-oh?" Koushiro asked.

"He was the bad guy in Tenchu 1. If you haven't played it yet, you should. Onikage was badass in that one too! The Shichishito is mine! I must return it to its proper owner: Lord Mei-oh!"

"What's he talking about?" Tentomon voiced their confusion.

"He's quoting stuff from Tenchu." Daisuke said.

"It'll take more than a video game to beat us! Agumon!"

"Gabumon!"

"Agumon…warp digivolve to…Wargreymon!"

"Gabumon…warp digivolve to…Metalgarurumon!"

"Imperialdramon!" Daisuke and Ken said in unison.

"Veemon…digivolve to…Exveemon!"

"Wormmon…digivolve to…Stingmon!"

"Exveemon…"

"Stingmon…"

"…DNA digivolve to…Paildramon!"

"Paildramon…digivolve to…Imperialdramon!"

"Wait!" Myotismon screamed. "If we just get a justice of the peace to do this, will you leave us alone?"

The Digidestined looked at each other for a moment before Hikari said, "Sure. As long as you don't force a church to violate its beliefs you can enter any legal arrangement you want."

"I wanted a wedding in a church!" Piedmon cried.

"But dearest, we would have to fight them. They've already killed me thrice and you once."

"Oh, okay."

"Congrats on your future wedding!" Taichi said.

Oikawa, Arukenimon, and Mummymon ran into the room, chased by Blackwargreymon and Puppetmon. Oikawa knocked down the Bakemon, grabbed his crotch and started singing. "Heal the World. Make it a better place for you and for me and the entire human race. I love molesting children. The way children make me feel! They really turn me on! They knock me off my feet! My lonely days are gone! So, let me hold your children tight and we'll share a killer Thriller tonight!"

"Blackwargreymon what happened?" Piedmon asked.

"Puppetmon blew a hole in the side of the mansion, and Oikawa escaped."

"So, you've returned to meet your fate," Metalseadramon said before blasting the puppet.

"Let's get out of here" Taichi said. "This is too weird."

"I'm the one who'll have to put up with the queers from now on and you call it weird!" Apocalymon said from somewhere in the audience.

The Bakemon woke up. He was unaware that the wedding had been called off.

"I now pronounce you Mon and ….Mon?"

Then the disgusting Pieyotismon kiss occurred.

"What do we do about Oikawa?" Metalseadramon asked.

"He's harmless." Blackwargreymon replied.

"You've been hit by A Smooth Criminal!"