Please, remember. This is just a joke. I mean no harm by it AND I certainly don't want anyone to follow the rules.

The Lord and people in Heaven rejoiced at Jack Sparrow's existence and in his glory erected a pillar in his name. Within the pillar the Lord sent out an archangel to carve the ten laws of "The Savvymmandments." It had read:

"10. Thou shall not use Jack's name in vain

9. Thou shall always wait for the opportune moment

8. The date of Jack's birth shall be considered a Holy Day

7. Thou may use the word "savvy" to spunk up conversation or dull words (i.e. Savvymmandments.)

6. Thou shall respect anything in his likeness (DVDs, posters, shirts, figures…)

5. Thou shall consider Elizabeth thou devil for turning down the Lord Sparrow for the William

4. Thou shall celebrate mass with rum as a replacement of wine

3. Thou shall not mock the moves (our Lord Sparrow's swaggering just demonstrates his godliness)

2. Thou shall honor anything in his name

1. Since thou shall imitate his piracy, thou shall ignore these rules."

Also, thou shall leave reviews whether good or bad.