I'm Gay!

We: The desperate desire for a DNAngel humor fic. Not to be taken litr'lly.

One: Litr'lly?

We: Indeed.

One: Whatever…

Disclaimer: Neither owns DNAngel.

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Satoshi / Krad

Dark laughed maniacally as he skipped through the halls of the museum, singing in his joy of capturing yet another artifact. He skipped, he skipped, he skipped some more, then tripped on a trick wire and fell flat onto his face, somehow also causing the Hikari painting to rip and a ridiculously large cage to collapse on him.

And still he giggled.

'What in the name of all that is unholy is with HIM?' Krad snarled-although internally, Dark's laughter was infectious and he could feel it bubbling inside of him, like a nasty case of he flu or mono even.

'Shouldn't you know, Krad?' Satoshi cut off Krad's incesstant rambles, already feeling the beginnings of a throbbing headache.

Krad only growled-also cat-like-at his so-called tamer (in name alone, it seemed).

"…Mousy…" Krad seethed as he took control of Satoshi's body, who was more than willing for them to just shut the hell up and leave him be.

Giggle.

Twitch.

Giggle.

Growl.

Giggle.

"WHAT IS SO DAMN FUNNY?"

A few more giggles from the thief, then:

"I'm gay!"

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One: Two ways to take this.

We: One-

One: Yes?

We: Not you, the number. Anyways, first, it could mean Dark was happy-excited-etc. Two… he could be a homosexual.

One: Whatever floats your boat. Although intended to be the 'happy' definition…